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Happy birthday
« on: October 14, 2015, 09:11:38 AM »
Happy birthday, jmar! Have a good one, fucker!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2015, 09:14:15 AM »
To understand the motives of a well establshed philosphy, one must know the tenants of vinyl flooring all the way over to the understood principles of moving our x's and o's to the coffee house. Don't you think Eddie Murphy would agree that strawberries are the best?

Have a good one you random, abstract, rambling thought sunofabeech.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2015, 12:50:42 PM by GH2001 »
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2015, 09:33:45 AM »
Jmar, Jmar.....where shall I start?

When I try to emote what you mean to the Auburn family, the words either fall short, are full of typos, are misspelled, grammatically incorrect or I tend to ramble on incoherently. Much like your posts.

But, maybe it simply seems that way.

Could you speak in a code? A poetic code that only the secret football club members know? I cannot say. I am not at liberty.

Stay off the whiskey on your birthday. But if you don't, then don't drive but if you do, drive slow. And wear a helmet.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2015, 10:24:24 AM »
Happy Birthday!  Hope you find plenty of windows to lick today!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2015, 10:45:36 AM »
Happy happy joy joy
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2015, 11:21:51 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 14, 2015, 09:14:15 AM
To understand the motives a well establshed philosphy, one must know the tenants of vinyl flooring all the way over to the understood principles of moving our x's and o's to the coffee house. Don't you think Eddie Murphy would agree that strawberries are the best?

Have a good one you random, abstract, rambling thought sunofabeech.

I find peaches make the best bicycle helmets for cats. Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2015, 11:55:56 AM »
Happy Birthday you drunk, crazy fucker!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2015, 12:24:42 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2015, 12:50:16 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 14, 2015, 11:21:51 AM
I find peaches make the best bicycle helmets for cats. Happy Birthday

Cocaine....and alcohol. Jmar has em.
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Re: Happy birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2015, 02:03:38 PM »
Hapy birtpay
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Re: Happy birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2015, 05:25:47 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2015, 07:47:42 PM »
Thanks for all the loving birthday kindness you bastards.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2015, 11:44:18 PM »
Happily for
To be birthday to
Meester Jmar!
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