Rumor Mill Ablaze Re: Kiffen

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #20 on:** September 24, 2015, 02:44:23 PM »

Coincidence that these rumors get out after a big loss?

No more so than the bag man appearing when Auburn is a threat...

Cue Dallas: "well...we don't after worry about that this year

"

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 2015, 02:46:28 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 24, 2015, 02:44:23 PM

Coincidence that these rumors get out after a big loss?

No more so than the bag man appearing when Auburn is a threat...

Cue Dallas: "well...we don't after worry about that this year "

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #22 on:** September 24, 2015, 02:59:16 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 24, 2015, 01:48:17 PM

Bottom one, I could see. Top one? I didn't know Mr. Ed had a daughter.

Not...sure...if...serious.

GH2001 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:06:14 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2015, 02:59:16 PM

Not...sure...if...serious.

Yeah, if he is, imma gonna have to question whether he still has a functioning penis.

AUChizad · « **Reply #24 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:14:12 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 24, 2015, 01:23:17 PM

or

Not buying it.

That top one's a new one.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:16:53 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 24, 2015, 03:06:14 PM

Yeah, if he is, imma gonna have to question where he still has a functioning penis.

I don't want to know where......you fuckers are sick!!!!

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #26 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:23:40 PM »

I doubt Kiffin screwed Saban's daughter. How much of a moron would he and she have to be to do that?

I also doubt that Kiffin would get fired for screwing a booster's wife. Who gives a shit? There's plenty of money at Alabama.

Since the rumors are sexual in nature, I think it's easy to assume that Kiffin is plowing coeds in his apartment. Layla doesn't live in Tuscaloosa, so I'm sure Lane's been on the prowl for a while.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #27 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:25:27 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 24, 2015, 03:14:12 PM

That top one's a new one.

Dallas.....dude.....really? I got nuthin'.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #28 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2015, 03:25:27 PM

Dallas.....dude.....really? I got nuthin'.

This is not that. Is it? ^^^^^^^^

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #29 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:34:28 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 24, 2015, 03:29:07 PM

This is not that. Is it? ^^^^^^^^

She so fine, I'd drag my nuts across a field of rose bushes just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

GH2001 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:39:46 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2015, 03:34:28 PM

my nuts

Huh??

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #31 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:41:54 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 24, 2015, 03:29:07 PM

This is not that. Is it? ^^^^^^^^

I would nail this faster than a Mexican roofing crew. Or, a Mexican roofer. Well, I wouldn't nail the roofer but I'd do it that fast. With her, I mean.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:44:49 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 24, 2015, 03:39:46 PM

Huh??

Work with me here, mmmkay?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #33 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:49:24 PM »

If that is Saban's daughter, I just figured she would bitch about my "hurry up" offense.

djsimp · « **Reply #34 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:58:59 PM »

I agree with those that thinks this is not real, but if it is, this could get real real ugly. Still doubting it though.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** September 24, 2015, 04:07:52 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on September 24, 2015, 03:58:59 PM

I agree with those that thinks this is not real, but if it is, this could get real real ugly. Still doubting it though.

Wes is bad about stirring the pot on a slow news day.

On a somewhat related note, was in the truck (New Ford F-150...I'll start a thread about that later) and caught the first 4-5 minutes of Finedong. He was interviewing Cecil Squirt about the T-Town Meltdown after a loss. Don't know how much longer than that the interview lasted, but there was no mention of any rumors on LK in the part I heard.

Shug Dye · « **Reply #36 on:** September 24, 2015, 04:14:45 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 24, 2015, 03:41:54 PM

a Mexican roofer. Well, I wouldn't nail the roofer

Lucky for you, I'm considered a dry waller....so this statement isn't a total fabrication.

The Prowler · « **Reply #37 on:** September 24, 2015, 05:18:20 PM »

http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/24/lane-kiffin-not-fired-at-alabama-in-midst-of-banging-rumors/

He'll be "allowed to look elsewhere" at the end of the season. WOTS, it was a booster's daughter not sabbin's.

AUChizad · « **Reply #38 on:** September 24, 2015, 05:20:02 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 24, 2015, 03:29:07 PM

This is not that. Is it? ^^^^^^^^

Oh. That's Layla Kiffin. Lane's wife. I get it now.

djsimp · « **Reply #39 on:** September 24, 2015, 05:36:26 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 24, 2015, 05:18:20 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/24/lane-kiffin-not-fired-at-alabama-in-midst-of-banging-rumors/

He'll be "allowed to look elsewhere" at the end of the season. WOTS, it was a booster's daughter not sabbin's.

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