Pree-Dick-Shuns

Snaggletiger · « **on:** September 16, 2015, 02:32:02 PM »

LSU under Miles does one thing consistently, line it up and run right at you with big, physical backs. They've got another good one in Fournette. Last time we played down there, they handed it off to 235 pound Jeremy Hill and said, "Go find Jake. He's wearing khaki's". Well, Jake has moved off to a career with State Farm and in his place is a 253 pound linebacker that's knocking people wicked fah. In no way am I saying this D does what they did last year to LSU. And a lot depends on getting several banged up guys back on the field like Tray Matthews and Trey Blackmon....err, Carl Lawson. I just think we will fair better doing some skrate up banging than we do chasing a water bug around without Lawson. Jeremy shocks the X and the world...by not turning it over.

Real Tigers 27

Nutria Tigers 21

Who knows if Ole Piss is for realz? However, 73 points in both games would be impressive against air. Hard to ignore. But you also can't ignore ignore Derrick Henry, a man who if he mispronounced your name, you'd be tempted to change it? Stay thirsty. I went with the Turds in the BFTC because they're 6.5 point favorites at the Crapstoned. My heart says:

Hobby Lobby: 31

Derrick & the Henry's: 24

Other games? Whatcha' got?

djsimp · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2015, 02:40:10 PM »

Johnsons revival - 30

Purple nurples - 28

Godfather · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2015, 02:45:11 PM »

Orange & Blue Mean Machine - 27
Faggots de Fleur - 23

It's a Trap - 24
The Dark Lord of the Sith - 34

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2015, 03:04:45 PM »

How many times you gonna' change your post?

chinook · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2015, 03:10:44 PM »

double bubble - 34
celebration bermuda - 17

dallas haters - a lot
dallas lovers - 2 saggy boobs

jmar · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2015, 03:47:42 PM »

Triage Tigers 31
Swampbillies 24

Saban's Lot 24
Pissmypants 10

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2015, 04:39:44 PM »

Good guys 14 (The last two weeks tell a very bad story)
Cajuns 31

Rednecks/turds 28
Hotty Toddy 21

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2015, 04:43:47 PM »

Fly Down the Field - 24
Catches the Ball and Flies Down the Other Way - 21

We win. I don't know why. I want to win. That's why.

The University of Mississippi (Ole, Rebels, Black Bears, and Colonel Reb all banned by the constitution for contributing to the white patriarchy) - 21
Wallace and Vomit - 16

Coker chokes. Bateman isn't Batman. The University of Mississippi can surely get three touchdowns, right?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2015, 04:52:15 PM »

Nkymdonkeykongdiche will have butt secks with Derrick Henry on the 30 yard line.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2015, 05:55:09 PM »

Fighting Urkels 31
Is that zoysia? 28

Candygram 27
200K Customs 21

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #10 on:** September 16, 2015, 07:54:08 PM »

Not sure what say here, it seems most ignore me anyway. However, I do have an opinion concerning the present and future state of the Auburn football program. JJ finally gets his groove on, coupled with the running game lead us the be victorious. Malzahn and his assistant call a decent game without much smoke and mirrors. The D has a safety. We kick some field goals. 4 - TDs, 2 - fgs and one safety

API- 38
Cornholers- 35

Now on to the turds. Henry has his bell rung early and has to leave the game for ct scan. The backup RB takes over and gets about eighty yards for the game. The Updykes become one dimensional relying on Coker's arm. This proves to be quite comical. The black bear, or whateva, runs roughshod over the bama D and proceeds to embarrass lil Nicky resulting in...

Black rebels - 42
Screws themselves - 24

There will be missed FGs by Griffin putting victory just out of reach for turd nation. The ensuing meltdown is epic, and finebaum is left speechless.
That is all.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:04:18 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on September 16, 2015, 07:54:08 PM

Not sure what say here, it seems most ignore me anyway. However, I do have an opinion concerning the present and future state of the Auburn football program. JJ finally gets his groove on, coupled with the running game lead us the be victorious. Malzahn and his assistant call a decent game without much smoke and mirrors. The D has a safety. We kick some field goals. 4 - TDs, 2 - fgs and one safety

API- 38
Cornholers- 35

Now on to the turds. Henry has his bell rung early and has to leave the game for ct scan. The backup RB takes over and gets about eighty yards for the game. The Updykes become one dimensional relying on Coker's arm. This proves to be quite comical. The black bear, or whateva, runs roughshod over the bama D and proceeds to embarrass lil Nicky resulting in...

Black rebels - 42
Screws themselves - 24

There will be missed FGs by Griffin putting victory just out of reach for turd nation. The ensuing meltdown is epic, and finebaum is left speechless.
That is all.

Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and post something like this.....and totally redeem yourself.

chinook · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2015, 08:22:45 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on September 16, 2015, 07:54:08 PM

Not sure what say here, it seems most ignore me anyway. However, I do have an opinion concerning the present and future state of the Auburn football program. JJ finally gets his groove on, coupled with the running game lead us the be victorious. Malzahn and his assistant call a decent game without much smoke and mirrors. The D has a safety. We kick some field goals. 4 - TDs, 2 - fgs and one safety

API- 38
Cornholers- 35

Now on to the turds. Henry has his bell rung early and has to leave the game for ct scan. The backup RB takes over and gets about eighty yards for the game. The Updykes become one dimensional relying on Coker's arm. This proves to be quite comical. The black bear, or whateva, runs roughshod over the bama D and proceeds to embarrass lil Nicky resulting in...

Black rebels - 42
Screws themselves - 24

There will be missed FGs by Griffin putting victory just out of reach for turd nation. The ensuing meltdown is epic, and finebaum is left speechless.
That is all.

Your math sucks but maybe you were told there would be no math.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2015, 09:18:10 PM »

Quote from: chinook on September 16, 2015, 08:22:45 PM

Your math sucks but maybe you were told there would be no math.

Oops. I have no excuse, but I am sticking the score and expect a great performance from our Auburn men.

eagleair89 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 16, 2015, 10:51:12 PM »

Us 34
them 21

W. Faulkner's U 42
W. Groom's U 20

The Six · « **Reply #15 on:** September 17, 2015, 09:12:45 AM »

Lemonade - 23
Andouille Sausage - 21

don't have a kicker - 28
don't have a mascot - 23

GH2001 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 17, 2015, 10:12:24 AM »

Teh War Eegel Plainzmenz 27
I eat grass and have no fucking clue but win anyway 31

Trying some reverse karma here.

George Wallace Racists 21
Ross Barnett Racists 24

Hope this happens, not sure it will though.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #17 on:** September 17, 2015, 01:19:03 PM »

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #18 on:** September 17, 2015, 01:29:14 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 17, 2015, 10:12:24 AM

Teh War Eegel Plainzmenz 27
I eat grass and have no fucking clue but win anyway 31

Trying some reverse karma here.

George Wallace Racists 21
Ross Barnett Racists 24

Hope this happens, not sure it will though.

If we lose, it's clearly GH's fault. Fair weather GH, that is.

GH2001 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 17, 2015, 01:47:09 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 17, 2015, 01:29:14 PM

If we lose, it's clearly GH's fault. Fair weather GH, that is.

What IS, and what I WANT are two different things here. Plus you might have missed the reverse karma god thingee.