You're not fooling anyone, you love it.
34-0 is not an answer.
And you'd be wrong. I DON'T love it. Not at all. I hate it. I've seen AU effeciently and decisively put teams away. I've left a ton of games 100% satisfied. I've seen AU win games it had no business winning, too. I enjoy it just as much as anybody else. But Saturday unnerved me. I've been uneasy for a couple of years, really. The frustration is that we have a national-title worthy defense. It's kind of like my golf game. I can either knock the dogshit out of drives, but not chip or putt or I'm a chipping and putting phenom, but my short irons flub. Or I'm knocking down the irons, chipping and putting my ass off, but spraying drives all over the course. I want it to all come together at once. We've got defense. We've got special teams. That will win a lot of games. But if we could put a productive offense into the mix. Anyway... enough about that.