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Nick Saban = Offensive Genius

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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2015, 06:27:32 PM »
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2015, 06:28:00 PM »
By the way, if you were wondering who invented the Hurry Up:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurry-up_offense

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First employed in 1899 by John Heisman's Auburn team,[1] the hurry-up offense is an American football offensive style which has two different but related forms in which the offensive team avoids delays between plays.

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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2015, 04:17:02 AM »
Coach sabun is running that High School offense paw.
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2015, 04:31:38 AM »
Coach sabun is running that High School offense paw.
They's got movin' pictures an evarthang.
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2015, 06:17:10 AM »
Coach sabun is running that High School offense paw.
Oh I can play
"Something inarticulate about the barners retroactively stealing Sabbin's brilliant hurry up no huddle offense and genius sideline play cards..ahem.. Pawl"
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2015, 06:43:09 AM »
Oh I can play
"Something inarticulate about the barners retroactively stealing Sabbin's brilliant hurry up no huddle offense and genius sideline play cards..ahem.. Pawl"


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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2015, 08:31:09 AM »
It truly is remarkable that Napoleon was able to implement a hurry up O that has player safety at the forefront, instead of the reckless and hazardous O that other hunh coaches run.
« Last Edit: September 10, 2015, 08:40:02 AM by WiregrassTiger »
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2015, 11:17:08 AM »
Not only was he busy creating the HUNH offense and play cards to go along with it this summer...the creative genius bastard was also inventing a luxury van for HIS company, Mercedes!  What other wonders can we expect from this guy?????!

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Nick Saban rolls out limited edition $200K Benz luxury van


University of Alabama head football coach Nick Saban has collaborated with the Mercedes-Benz of Birmingham dealership and specialty vehicle manufacturer McSweeney Designs to create the Nick Saban Signature Series Mercedes-Benz Sprinter. (Special to AL.com/McSweeney Designs)

http://www.al.com/business/index.ssf/2015/09/nick_saban_collaborates_with_a.html#incart_2box
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2015, 11:26:25 AM »
Not only was he busy creating the HUNH offense and play cards to go along with it this summer...the creative genius bastard was also inventing a luxury van for HIS company, Mercedes!  What other wonders can we expect from this guy?????!

http://www.al.com/business/index.ssf/2015/09/nick_saban_collaborates_with_a.html#incart_2box
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2015, 11:38:12 AM »
Not only was he busy creating the HUNH offense and play cards to go along with it this summer...the creative genius bastard was also inventing a luxury van for HIS company, Mercedes!  What other wonders can we expect from this guy?????!

http://www.al.com/business/index.ssf/2015/09/nick_saban_collaborates_with_a.html#incart_2box

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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2015, 01:41:06 PM »
If only Saban would run for Governor.
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2015, 07:25:44 AM »
If only Saban would run for Governor.
of California.
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2015, 09:51:43 AM »
of California.
Word is that Terri is shopping for real estate in so cal.
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2015, 09:57:21 AM »
Honey, git dem kids...were puttin the trailer up fer sale!

FUUUUCK that.  We sellin' them damn kids, the fuckin' dawgs and I'm goin' back to tittay dancin' so's we kin get us one a dem dere Nick Sabam ArrrVeeeees. .

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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2015, 10:12:00 AM »
FUUUUCK that.  We sellin' them damn kids, the fuckin' dawgs and I'm goin' back to tittay dancin' so's we kin get us one a dem dere Nick Sabam ArrrVeeeees. .


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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2015, 10:32:42 AM »
FUUUUCK that.  We sellin' them damn kids, the fuckin' dawgs and I'm goin' back to tittay dancin' so's we kin get us one a dem dere Nick Sabam ArrrVeeeees. .



Thanks. Now my breakfast is looking for a way out.
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2015, 10:37:29 AM »
Thanks. Now my breakfast is looking for a way out.


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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2015, 10:42:37 AM »

You'd fuck her.
That's probably where the little belly pooch came from.
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2015, 10:57:59 AM »
That's probably where the little belly pooch came from.

Ima have to cut a bitch.
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Re: Nick Saban = Offensive Genius
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2015, 11:07:55 AM »
FUUUUCK that.  We sellin' them damn kids, the fuckin' dawgs and I'm goin' back to tittay dancin' so's we kin get us one a dem dere Nick Sabam ArrrVeeeees. .




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