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2015 College Football Thread

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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2015, 03:31:44 PM »
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2015, 05:39:04 PM »
I hope we play notre dame in the playoffs  those irish catholic bastards have been dodging us since the terry Bowden days
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2015, 05:49:02 PM »
I hope we play notre dame in the playoffs  those irish catholic bastards have been dodging us since the terry Bowden days

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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2015, 03:04:58 PM »
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2015, 03:37:13 PM »


I got a full on case of the yawns from that. 
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2015, 03:45:58 PM »
We need a "hype" video for JSU?  Fuck's sake.
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2015, 03:50:36 PM »
We need a "hype" video for JSU?  Fuck's sake.
Was thinking the same. Who the hell needs a hype video for the Gamecocks. In-state rival, televised, day game. Is college gameday with espn supposed to be there?

No matter. JHS will rock! War Eagle guys!!
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2015, 03:50:58 PM »
We need a "hype" video for JSU?  Fuck's sake.

I'm thinking its more about the XL video screen home debut.
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2015, 08:09:21 AM »
My impression so far:

Haven't we seen this movie before? 


Texas A&M looks like world beaters with an impressive showing in an opening game against a team that was ranked but had questions. 

Alabama goes to a neutral site and caveman bludgeons some team with its unstoppable rushing attack and the best defense since 1992.

Auburn sputters in its opener against a not-quite-ready-for-top-25 team that turns out to be a little better than people expected it to be. (Granted, this one can either be a win WSU or a loss GT, Clemson, USC...)

MSU farts around with some mid major but thinks it set the world on fire.

The rest of the SEC dinkles with high school teams and proclaims themselves contenders based on garbage stats.

Notre Dame is back in the Final Four mix after playing a game. Doesn't matter who, what or where. They played and didn't lose.

Oregon is fast.

Ohio State eats cupcakes.  Every game on their schedule is like AU vs. Chattanooga.

The only surprise ending was perhaps Ole Miss, but not even sure that's a big twist.  The totality of the beatdown delivered was a little surprising but they WERE playing UT Martin. And the Warhawks opened 2015 by gagging up 59 points to a terrible Kentucky team.  Got the impression the Rebs were running up the score. And being dicks about it.
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2015, 08:45:55 AM »
My impression so far:

Haven't we seen this movie before? 


Texas A&M looks like world beaters with an impressive showing in an opening game against a team that was ranked but had questions. 

Alabama goes to a neutral site and caveman bludgeons some team with its unstoppable rushing attack and the best defense since 1992.

Auburn sputters in its opener against a not-quite-ready-for-top-25 team that turns out to be a little better than people expected it to be. (Granted, this one can either be a win WSU or a loss GT, Clemson, USC...)

MSU farts around with some mid major but thinks it set the world on fire.

The rest of the SEC dinkles with high school teams and proclaims themselves contenders based on garbage stats.

Notre Dame is back in the Final Four mix after playing a game. Doesn't matter who, what or where. They played and didn't lose.

Oregon is fast.

Ohio State eats cupcakes.  Every game on their schedule is like AU vs. Chattanooga.

The only surprise ending was perhaps Ole Miss, but not even sure that's a big twist.  The totality of the beatdown delivered was a little surprising but they WERE playing UT Martin. And the Warhawks opened 2015 by gagging up 59 points to a terrible Kentucky team.  Got the impression the Rebs were running up the score. And being dicks about it.


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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2015, 09:31:11 AM »
Don't sleep on Chattanooga. UTMartin was hugelu .overrated. Ohio State has an easier road now than they did in the 60s and 70s under Woody. Ole Piss has lacked a run game since Freeze arrived. Turd schedule is the toughest of all-time. Jury out on Chavous defense. I just hope A&M surprises everyone else but our team.
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2015, 10:13:05 AM »
Don't sleep on Chattanooga. UTMartin was hugelu .overrated. Ohio State has an easier road now than they did in the 60s and 70s under Woody. Ole Piss has lacked a run game since Freeze arrived. Turd schedule is the toughest of all-time. Jury out on Chavous defense. I just hope A&M surprises everyone else but our team.

Well yeah....Michigan and Penn State were actually pretty good back then. With those Schembechler and Paterno guys running the show. Their names sound familiar. They may have been ok coaches.

Never a fan of Woody. Always seemed certifable and classless to me. Much like the Bahr.
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2015, 10:16:20 AM »
Never a fan of Woody. Always seemed certifable and classless to me. Much like the Bahr.
He had a great upper cut though.
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« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2015, 11:01:45 AM »
He had a great upper cut though.

Woody's uppercut was hugelu .overrated.
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2015, 11:20:04 AM »
Well yeah....Michigan and Penn State were actually pretty good back then. With those Schembechler and Paterno guys running the show. Their names sound familiar. They may have been ok coaches.

Never a fan of Woody. Always seemed certifable and classless to me. Much like the Bahr.
Yeah well they all owned recruiting in their respective states just like ol Bahr. Same for Okie,Nebr.USC.
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2015, 11:33:07 AM »
Woody's uppercut was hugelu .overrated.

I thought it was more of a Clothes-line?

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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #57 on: September 11, 2015, 11:34:16 AM »
You have to admire the man's tenacity. And if you punch a young whipper snapper in the throat in front of his momma and the world because he's on the other team, you got tenacity. Or, you're crazy as hell.
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« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2015, 11:42:21 AM »
You have to admire the man's tenacity. And if you punch a young whipper snapper in the throat in front of his momma and the world because he's on the other team, you got tenacity. Or, you're crazy as hell.
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Re: 2015 College Football Thread
« Reply #59 on: September 11, 2015, 12:08:18 PM »
I thought it was more of a Clothes-line?


Kind of a cross between an upper cut and a right hook.

The old bastard was nuts. He'd shove or swing at sideline reporters, cameramen, assistant coaches ... it didn't matter to him. He invented the DGAF lifestyle.
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