Bama Quarterback Race

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #40 on:** September 02, 2015, 02:32:43 PM »

Which is amazing since he has braids. That MF'er really is the man.

If someone comes at Derrick Henry, he just releases the braids through telekinesis and POOF....afro. Game on.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #41 on:** September 02, 2015, 02:50:28 PM »

Derrick Henry can believe it's not butter .

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #42 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:06:32 PM »

Derrick Henry delivered himself at birth.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #43 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:09:20 PM »

Derrick Henry once won a staring contest with his own reflection.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #44 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:14:44 PM »

Derrick Henry can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #45 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:21:08 PM »

If opportunity knocks and Derrick Henry is not home, opportunity waits.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #46 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:27:36 PM »

Derrick Henry could actually help the cubs win a world series.

jmar · « **Reply #47 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:29:19 PM »

If someone comes at Derrick Henry, he just releases the braids through telekinesis and POOF....afro. Game on.

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Snaggletiger · « **Reply #48 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:33:06 PM »

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BS. -3.2 at the very worst.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #49 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:36:34 PM »

Derrick Henry stares makes Kaos eat tomato's.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #50 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:39:34 PM »

If Derrick Henry were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off a strong urge to thank him.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #51 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:42:59 PM »

When answering questions on a test Derrick Henry answers every question "Derrick Henry" .

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #52 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:50:15 PM »

Derrick Henry could actually help the cubs win a world series.

That's just crazy talk.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #53 on:** September 02, 2015, 03:50:50 PM »

Derrick Henry gave his father "the talk".

AUJarhead · « **Reply #54 on:** September 02, 2015, 04:10:38 PM »

Derrick Henry doesn't like dallas.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #55 on:** September 02, 2015, 04:23:45 PM »

Derrick Henry doesn't like dallas.

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It was already determined that he was so bad that he did. (See 1st page of thread)

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #56 on:** September 02, 2015, 04:24:39 PM »

Derrick Henry doesn't like dallas.

Way to blow the thread up, dude. Now it looks like Derrick Henry is just like everyone else.

Jumbo · « **Reply #57 on:** September 02, 2015, 04:27:41 PM »

Derrick Henry prefers Fort Worth....

The Six · « **Reply #58 on:** September 02, 2015, 10:17:14 PM »

Sex has Derrick Henry.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #59 on:** September 03, 2015, 08:25:00 AM »

Derrick Henry is the father of every kid in Tuscaloosa. Oh wait...