Bama Quarterback Race

AUChizad · « **on:** August 31, 2015, 10:49:12 AM »

LOL

Of course, the spin is:

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@RyanCFowler
Blake Barnett runs into a brick wall named Derrick Henry, but he got up quicker than most DBs will this year

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@CollegeSpun
Video: Alabama QB Blake Barnett Collides With RB Derrick Henry, Discovers Why Defenders Shy Away http://collegespun.com/national/video-alabama-qb-blake-barnett-collides-with-rb-derrick-henry-discovers-why-defenders-shy-away â€¦

And don't ask Saban.
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/08/watch_nick_sabans_comments_fol_1.html

Doing so resulted in some meme-worthy gifs.

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2015, 10:53:56 AM »

Awww mommy why is the leprechaun so angry?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:10:13 AM »

Wow, that Derrick Henry is probably the biggest, baddest player ever to set foot on a college football field. Better than the entire 92' Bama defense.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:11:46 AM »

Reminds me of the stories we heard about Bo Jackson during his first few freshman practices.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:13:22 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 31, 2015, 11:11:46 AM

Reminds me of the stories we heard about Bo Jackson during his first few freshman practices.

Bo is no Derrick.

Wait...

RottenBottom · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:27:19 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2015, 11:13:22 AM

Bo is no Derrick.

Wait...

Derrick Henry flosses with rope.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:38:59 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2015, 11:10:13 AM

Wow, that Derrick Henry is probably the biggest, baddest player ever to set foot on a college football field. Better than the entire 92' Bama defense.

That takes care of one of the predications.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:42:15 AM »

Quote from: RottenBottom on August 31, 2015, 11:27:19 AM

Derrick Henry flosses with rope.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Derrick Henry.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:43:39 AM »

Derrick Henry scissor kicked Angela Landsbury.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:51:35 AM »

Derrick Henry's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy just for him.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:55:29 AM »

Ghosts sit around campfires telling Derrick Henry stories.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2015, 11:58:19 AM »

Derrick Henry does not hate me.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2015, 12:12:19 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 31, 2015, 11:58:19 AM

Derrick Henry does not hate me.

Oh great. Way to hijack a thread.

Derrick Henry speaks Russian....in French.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:40:49 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2015, 12:12:19 PM

Oh great. Way to hijack a thread.

Derrick Henry speaks Russian....in French.

Derrick Henry's photograph is used for currency in at least 6 countries.

djsimp · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:41:39 PM »

Saban has a Derrick Henry tattoo on his penis.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2015, 01:42:33 PM »

Only Derrick Henry's life matters.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2015, 03:34:34 PM »

Broken glass crawls through Nick Saban to get a glimpse of Derrick Henry

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2015, 03:41:41 PM »

Derrick Henry can drink an entire glass of dihydrogen monoxide and have no negative effects.

Actually, he's pretty normal in that regard.

DnATL · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2015, 05:01:54 PM »

Bama Quarterback Race?
Usually white

jmar · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2015, 05:30:28 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on August 31, 2015, 05:01:54 PM

Bama Quarterback Race?
Usually white

Put me a dime on whitey.