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Guarantees for 2015

Guarantees for 2015
« on: August 31, 2015, 08:16:43 AM »
It's that time of year! I don't know if any of you stole this tradition like jmar did last year. I think it was him. Maybe not. We'll say it was him anyway.

But I'm back and ready to get this season kicked off the right way.

Guarantees for 2015:

- Auburn fans will be worried about the quarterback position on October 1st.

*It's not that Jeremy Johnson is going to suck or fail, but he has a difficult task going into this season. The opener is against Louisville in Atlanta, @LSU is week 3, and Miss State is week 4. While all three games are winnable, Johnson is a new quarterback working with a new offensive line. He's not going to be Uganda Cam until he gets a few games under his belt. Expect to hear some bitching as we hit the midseason.

- Alabama's defense will dominate, but their offense will cost them three games.

- USC will go 6-6 and Sarkisian will resign or be fired.

- Washington will be the surprise team of the year.

- Georgia will go 9-3 or 10-2 and maybe reach the SECCG and lose and probably win their bowl game.

- Ohio State will lose two games.

- Leonard Fournette will not be the starting running back for LSU by season's end.

- Tennessee will represent the East in the SECCG.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2015, 08:25:24 AM »
If Georgia does in fact make it to the SECCG, as you predict, would the SEC West representative play them before or after Tennessee?
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2015, 08:30:17 AM »
I'll take the exact opposites of your first and last guarantees.

Johnson will be impressive from snap 1 and the offense will be humming.

Tennessee is having a brutal pre-season and their media-darling status for 2015 will come crashing down around them.


Mine:

#1 - AU wins the SEC
#2 - Ark fans are going to crash back to reality around week 4
#3 - Miles will lose the locker room after the AU beatdown and LSU will finish in the bottom half of the SECW

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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2015, 08:45:39 AM »
1.  Missouri will win the East for the third straight year.
2.  Florida will edge out Vandy for the cellar dwellar in the East.
3.  Ohio State and Alabama will have a rematch...in the Chick-Fil-A Bowl.
4.  Jeremy Johnson and Leonard Fournette both get the invite to New York and finish in the top 5 of the Heisman vote.
5.  Everybody will still hate dallas.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2015, 09:26:35 AM »
What these two guys above me said ...the two right before this post....those two...see them.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2015, 09:33:31 AM »
I guarantee Godfather won't make his own guarantees.

I guarantee Bama's defense at some point will be hailed as better than the 92' Bama D.

I guarantee that if anyone decides to play a drinking game that involves taking a slug every time the announcer mentions Nick Saban during a Florida game, someone will die of alcohol poisoning.

I guarantee that this is the year I get my balls back....AND I will bring them to an Auburn football game. 
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2015, 10:16:13 AM »
I occasionally contribute to Friday purdictions and much less on these guarantees and I haven't stolen a gotdamned thing. Welcome back BTW.

Agree with Wes.
Johnson might not shatter all AU passing records but he can spray it around quicker and more accurately than any I've seen with only a small sample by which to judge.

Pretty much all I have. Don't want to heap too much praise or repeat myself. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the archives to skulk around for somebody else's big ideas to call my own.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2015, 10:18:40 AM »
I occasionally contribute to Friday purdictions and much less on these guarantees and I haven't stolen a gotdamned thing. Welcome back BTW.

Agree with Wes.
Johnson might not shatter all AU passing records but he can spray it around quicker and more accurately than any I've seen with only a small sample by which to judge.

Pretty much all I have. Don't want to heap too much praise or repeat myself. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the archives to skulk around for somebody else's big ideas to call my own.

You're a regular Chizad!
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2015, 10:27:36 AM »
You're a regular Chizad!
He's much skronger wit tha insults.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2015, 10:41:41 AM »
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2015, 11:05:25 AM »
We didn't have Chizad! this time last season. If he visits some of the rival sites we could be in for a jihad.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2015, 11:07:48 AM »
jihad!
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2015, 11:14:26 AM »
jihad!
Boy dont know when to stop exclaiming.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2015, 11:18:52 AM »
I guarantee that jmar will say something that none of us will understand.

I guarantee Auburn's defense will be vastly improved.

I guarantee Buzz has the hots for Mrs. dallaswareagle.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2015, 11:37:45 AM »
I guarantee that jmar will say something that none of us will understand.

I guarantee Auburn's defense will be vastly improved.

I guarantee Buzz has the hots for Mrs. dallaswareagle.


A little help on lodging and such.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2015, 11:47:28 AM »
I guarantee that jmar will say something that none of us will understand.

I guarantee Auburn's defense will be vastly improved.

I guarantee Buzz has the hots for Mrs. dallaswareagle.
#s 1&3 are alcohol dependent best anyone can tell.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2015, 11:57:26 AM »
I can guarantee y'all I'm getting fucked up tonight.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2015, 12:08:00 PM »
I can guarantee y'all I'm getting fucked up tonight.

I'm your Oreo.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2015, 12:12:27 PM »
I can guarantee y'all I'm getting fucked up tonight.

Aw, come on, Jumbo. It's only Monday. Save the liver for Thursday-Sunday.
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Re: Guarantees for 2015
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2015, 12:17:17 PM »
Aw, come on, Jumbo. It's only Monday. Save the liver for Thursday-Sunday.

What make's you think Washington will be a surprise team this year?  Assuming surprise is bueno...winning the PAC N or the PAC 12 championship. 


much of the team isn't back.  freshman QB, possible.  schedule isn't daunting.   and I think USC will be much better than you think. 



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