Batten Down The Hatches

Snaggletiger · « **on:** August 26, 2015, 01:21:24 PM »

Well, only a minimal tropical storm right now but "Erika" is still a ways out and projected to strengthen and make a bee line for Godfather's asshole. Not a fan of the HurryKane. They F a lot of stuff up. And you can't help but hear the splooge-fest in Jim Cantore's shorts every time one strengthens and heads for a heavily populated area. Here's to Erika turning due north and going fizzle pop somewhere in the Atlantic.

chinook · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2015, 01:29:19 PM »

prayers sent to the pool and boat.

jmar · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2015, 02:04:56 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2015, 01:21:24 PM

Well, only a minimal tropical storm right now but "Erika" is still a ways out and projected to strengthen and make a bee line for Godfather's asshole. Not a fan of the HurryKane. They F a lot of stuff up. And you can't help but hear the splooge-fest in Jim Cantore's shorts every time one strengthens and heads for a heavily populated area. Here's to Erika turning due north and going fizzle pop somewhere in the Atlantic.

Sir your dutiful posts are a credit to this community. Thank you for your service.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2015, 02:12:04 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2015, 01:21:24 PM

Well, only a minimal tropical storm right now but "Erika" is still a ways out and projected to strengthen and make a bee line for Godfather's asshole. Not a fan of the HurryKane. They F a lot of stuff up. And you can't help but hear the splooge-fest in Jim Cantore's shorts every time one strengthens and heads for a heavily populated area. Here's to Erika turning due north and going fizzle pop somewhere in the Atlantic.

We have a pool here at work and everybody puts money down on which Douche weatherman here in Dallas says Snow first.

Last years pool carries over cause one of them said it before we started betting. He mentioned it at the end of Sept in reference to something along the lines of " 90 days from now,last year we had a light dusting ( about two flakes I think) of snow.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2015, 02:24:57 PM »

Weather guy loves him some hurricane. It gives him days of joy in reporting on the high winds and destruction. You can hear the disappointment in weather guy's voice whenever the projections have the storm turning away from land and avoiding catastrophe.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2015, 03:41:01 PM »

We got the bubble headed, bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

Jumbo · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2015, 04:18:03 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 26, 2015, 02:12:04 PM

We have a pool here at work and everybody puts money down on which Douche weatherman here in Dallas says Snow first.

Last years pool carries over cause one of them said it before we started betting. He mentioned it at the end of Sept in reference to something along the lines of " 90 days from now,last year we had a light dusting ( about two flakes I think) of snow.

Great story bro! If you have time please tell it again.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2015, 04:23:06 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on August 26, 2015, 04:18:03 PM

Great story bro! If you have time please tell it again.

And the dynamite went BOOM!

jmar · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2015, 04:42:06 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad! on August 26, 2015, 04:29:42 PM

I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. And any solo act that was ever associated with them.

This aggression will not stand man.

Actually I share the Dude's hatred of the Eagles, just unsure when it began.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2015, 04:45:21 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on August 26, 2015, 04:18:03 PM

Great story bro! If you have time please tell it again.

You just lost your cut of the winnings.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2015, 04:57:09 PM »

Eagles put on a mighty fine concert.

Jumbo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2015, 06:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2015, 04:57:09 PM

Eagles put on a mighty fine concert.

Don Felder is the closest I've come to seeing the Eagles.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2015, 07:48:18 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on August 26, 2015, 06:48:24 PM

Don Felder is the closest I've come to seeing the Eagles.

Heavy Metal

CCTAU · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2015, 09:14:06 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad! on August 26, 2015, 04:29:42 PM

I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. And any solo act that was ever associated with them.

I don't know what your problem is, but, "Life's been good to me so far..."

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2015, 11:59:12 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad! on August 26, 2015, 04:29:42 PM

I've had a rough night and I hate the fudgeing Eagles, man. And any solo act that was ever associated with them.

Take it easy, frien. Just because you're the new kid in town doesn't mean you can just live your life in the fast lane all the time.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** August 27, 2015, 09:15:00 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 26, 2015, 11:59:12 PM

Take it easy, frien. Just because you're the new kid in town doesn't mean you can just live your life in the fast lane all the time.

Good advice. Do this and you'll be alright in the long run.

jmar · « **Reply #16 on:** August 27, 2015, 10:39:04 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 26, 2015, 11:59:12 PM

Take it easy, frien. Just because you're the new kid in town doesn't mean you can just live your life in the fast lane all the time.

He always be da fall guy.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #17 on:** August 27, 2015, 11:12:06 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2015, 09:15:00 AM

Good advice. Do this and you'll be alright in the long run.

Especially standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona.

jmar · « **Reply #18 on:** August 27, 2015, 11:17:07 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 27, 2015, 11:12:06 AM

Especially standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona.

Such a lovely place.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** August 27, 2015, 11:22:15 AM »

Quote from: jmar on August 27, 2015, 11:17:07 AM

Such a lovely place.

Oh, speaking of lovely places, I was at this Hotel last summer. You walk in the lobby and right off the bat you notice they have mirrors on the ceiling and they have complimentary pink champagne on ice.