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« on: August 25, 2015, 03:34:48 PM »
Luckily the most like future fatalities are Alabama fans so no real loss.


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/920-pound-gator-captured-in-alabama-lake/ar-BBm3b0y
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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2015, 03:40:25 PM »
Luckily the most like future fatalities are Alabama fans so no real loss.


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/920-pound-gator-captured-in-alabama-lake/ar-BBm3b0y
Guess nobody thought to take a pic of the beast.
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2015, 03:51:04 PM »
Guess nobody thought to take a pic of the beast.
They did.
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2015, 04:06:46 PM »
I thought the article was going in a different direction:


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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2015, 04:08:58 PM »
I thought the article was going in a different direction:




Who the hell captioned that?
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2015, 04:13:51 PM »
They did.

By the way, WOTL (Word on the lake) is they just caught a more bigger one on Eufaula.  Closer to 1,000 pounds.
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2015, 04:31:59 PM »
By the way, WOTL (Word on the lake) is they just caught a more bigger one on Eufaula.  Closer to 1,000 pounds.
The Eufaula gator was 920 pounds and 13 feet long. There was another caught in Alabama last year - I don't remember where - that was 1,100 pounds and 15 feet long.

These are the top 2 reasons why I only swim in swimming pools.
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2015, 04:57:37 PM »
The Eufaula gator was 920 pounds and 13 feet long. There was another caught in Alabama last year - I don't remember where - that was 1,100 pounds and 15 feet long.

These are the top 2 reasons why I only swim in swimming pools.

I don't think there is whole lot of swimming going on at Lake Eufaula anymore, only a select few locations. I will tell you this, I nor my children went swimming there knowing gators were about. I think the north side of the lake was the most gator concentrated but even then me no swimmeth. If I remember correctly, GH had a run in with the smaller ones as they eyed him while he sipped some cold drink.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2015, 05:07:26 PM »
The Eufaula gator was 920 pounds and 13 feet long. There was another caught in Alabama last year - I don't remember where - that was 1,100 pounds and 15 feet long.

These are the top 2 reasons why I only swim in swimming pools.

From the Cool story, bro files.  Several years ago, me and a buddy were fishing on the Chattahoochee. We saw several gators sunning on the banks all during the morning.  Came up on what looked like it could be a monster gator but my buddy says, "Naaa...that's a tree that fell over."

Well get closer, it looks like a gator.

No it's a tree...HOLY SHIT, IT'S A GATOR!!!!

Well, get us the frippity fruck out of here....NOW, DAMN YOU.

Fast forward a couple of weeks and we're up at the in-laws cabin on Eufaula. A gator comes in the slew (sp?) and folks start calling the game warden.  (No, not the same gator) What's the Swamp People show where they "Choot him...CHOOT HIM"?  They send one of those guys out.  He looks and smells like someone from the show but he's official. Got a patch and everything.  He starts casting a big ole treble hook out trying to snag him but the gator keeps avoiding it.  He then set the traps out with the hanging bait like you see on the Choot him show.  Caught him the next day.  Anywayz, long boring story short, I told Swamp Thing about the gator we saw and he knew exactly what and where we were talking about.  He said he had traps out for it now and it was 14 feet and well over 1,000 pounds. 

All I know is we were in a boat and he was on the shore....and if he had even budged an inch, I would have soiled myself and started screaming like a 4 year old.
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2015, 05:15:29 PM »
From the Cool story, bro files.  Several years ago, me and a buddy were fishing on the Chattahoochee. We saw several gators sunning on the banks all during the morning.  Came up on what looked like it could be a monster gator but my buddy says, "Naaa...that's a tree that fell over."

Well get closer, it looks like a gator.

No it's a tree...HOLY SHIT, IT'S A GATOR!!!!

Well, get us the frippity fruck out of here....NOW, DAMN YOU.

Fast forward a couple of weeks and we're up at the in-laws cabin on Eufaula. A gator comes in the slew (sp?) and folks start calling the game warden.  (No, not the same gator) What's the Swamp People show where they "Choot him...CHOOT HIM"?  They send one of those guys out.  He looks and smells like someone from the show but he's official. Got a patch and everything.  He starts casting a big ole treble hook out trying to snag him but the gator keeps avoiding it.  He then set the traps out with the hanging bait like you see on the Choot him show.  Caught him the next day.  Anywayz, long boring story short, I told Swamp Thing about the gator we saw and he knew exactly what and where we were talking about.  He said he had traps out for it now and it was 14 feet and well over 1,000 pounds. 

All I know is we were in a boat and he was on the shore....and if he had even budged an inch, I would have soiled myself and started screaming like a 4 year old.


Jared Fogle approves this cool story.


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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2015, 09:39:29 PM »
I don't think there is whole lot of swimming going on at Lake Eufaula anymore, only a select few locations. I will tell you this, I nor my children went swimming there knowing gators were about. I think the north side of the lake was the most gator concentrated but even then me no swimmeth. If I remember correctly, GH had a run in with the smaller ones as they eyed him while he sipped some cold drink.

Yes...theyve eyed me while fishing...and while swimming amongst them. I have to deal with them swimming the hooch for races. And sharks/jellyfish in the effing ocean. I think I need to go back to running full time. 
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2015, 06:57:49 AM »
Yes...theyve eyed me while fishing...and while swimming amongst them. I have to deal with them swimming the hooch for races. And sharks/jellyfish in the effing ocean. I think I need to go back to running full time.

For some reason all the dangerous shit in the ocean never bothered me.  I guess spending so much time in it but something about gators in murky water just fucks with my head.
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2015, 07:46:28 AM »
For some reason all the dangerous shit in the ocean never bothered me.  I guess spending so much time in it but something about gators in murky water just fucks with my head.
They will also hide under your bed. I hate that.
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2015, 08:21:48 AM »
They will also hide under your bed. I hate that.
I've seen one spar with three tigers-ended in a draw.They will also leap out of a toilet bowl and bite that ass.
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2015, 08:28:44 AM »
Wally Gator was the first alligator to come out of the closet.
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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2015, 08:47:24 AM »
For some reason all the dangerous shit in the ocean never bothered me.  I guess spending so much time in it but something about gators in murky water just fucks with my head.
Momma says gators ar ornery cause dey gots all dem teef and no toofbrush.
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2015, 08:50:23 AM »
Momma says gators ar ornery cause dey gots all dem teef and no toofbrush.

Somthins wrong wif dat boy's medulla oblongata
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2015, 09:44:27 AM »
For some reason all the dangerous shit in the ocean never bothered me.  I guess spending so much time in it but something about gators in murky water just fucks with my head.

There is a creepiness about not knowing whats under the surface. At least with the ocean everything is seen. It freaks people out. So yeah, I get that.

I saw a small shark while I was doing an ocean swim back about a month ago in PCB. Freaked me the F out. Fucker was about 15-20 feet from me...saw the fin come up, then saw him underwater right after. Now, this thing was no bigger than a large cat/med sized dog, but still - it has teeth and is hungry. I quickly made a sharp 90 degree turn back to the shore. There were some schools of minnows in the area so my guess is that was what he was after.
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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2015, 09:49:17 AM »
There is a creepiness about not knowing whats under the surface. At least with the ocean everything is seen. It freaks people out. So yeah, I get that.

I saw a small shark while I was doing an ocean swim back about a month ago in PCB. Freaked me the F out. Fucker was about 15-20 feet from me...saw the fin come up, then saw him underwater right after. Now, this thing was no bigger than a large cat/med sized dog, but still - it has teeth and is hungry. I quickly made a sharp 90 degree turn back to the shore. There were some schools of minnows in the area so my guess is that was what he was after.
It was just curious...
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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2015, 09:56:18 AM »
There is a creepiness about not knowing whats under the surface. At least with the ocean everything is seen. It freaks people out. So yeah, I get that.

I saw a small shark while I was doing an ocean swim back about a month ago in PCB. Freaked me the F out. Fucker was about 15-20 feet from me...saw the fin come up, then saw him underwater right after. Now, this thing was no bigger than a large cat/med sized dog, but still - it has teeth and is hungry. I quickly made a sharp 90 degree turn back to the shore. There were some schools of minnows in the area so my guess is that was what he was after.

You've done tons of races so you've had to train and race in all kinds of water.  While training for the lone sprint tri I did several years back, I was using the one Olympic size pool here in Dothan to train.  We had a storm and lightning hit the building it's in and knocked out a bunch of stuff, leaving the pool closed for weeks.  It was a month before the race and no place to train. I was getting desperate so I made the brilliant decision to drive the 45 minutes up to the in-laws cabin on Eufaula and get my swim on in that slew.  Hey, I had been swimming and skiing in that slew for 25 years.  What could happen?  Got up there and there wasn't a soul around.  Quiet as gator waiting just below the surface.  Walked down to the water....took one sweeping look across the slew...turned around...got in my car...drove back to Dothan. 

I did run/bike/run 3 weeks later.   
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