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I heared last week that two women graduated ranger school, which had me really confused cause I thought all the previous graduates had been women as well.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #8 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:12:49 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 25, 2015, 06:47:51 AM

I heared last week that two women graduated ranger school, which had me really confused cause I thought all the previous graduates had been women as well.

Several marks were left.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #9 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:41:03 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 24, 2015, 05:14:27 PM

You know why soldiers wear brown tee shirts? So they can wipe their ass with them and no one can tell or smell the difference!

Last time I stood across from this uniform, I ordered two scoops.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:41:55 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 25, 2015, 06:47:51 AM

I heared last week that two women graduated ranger school, which had me really confused cause I thought all the previous graduates had been women as well.

And both those women would kick your ass from Toomers corner to the stadium.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:49:02 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 09:41:55 AM

And both those women would kick your ass from Toomers corner to the stadium.

No worries. He likes it in the ass.

djsimp · « **Reply #12 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:52:33 AM »

Did somebody call me?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #13 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:12:45 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on August 25, 2015, 09:52:33 AM

Did somebody call me?

I don't think a slap across a helmet is going to cut it this time.

djsimp · « **Reply #14 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:18:48 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 10:12:45 AM

I don't think a slap across a helmet is going to cut it this time.

Patton would come back from the grave and whip these navy gays with Chuck Norris' penith.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #15 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:29:33 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on August 25, 2015, 09:52:33 AM

Did somebody call me?

"Never heard of her." - signed, Bull Halsey

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #16 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:31:23 AM »

I learned how to tie a square knot in the Webelos. I would recommend that you not fuck with me.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #17 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:35:05 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2015, 10:29:33 AM

"Never heard of her." - signed, Bull Halsey

Snickers at him.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:40:51 AM »

A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant-shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, "Sarge".

The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price.

A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. "What happened to ole "Sarge?" he asked.

"Had to shoot him," grumbled the General. "A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all he would do was sit on his ass and bark."

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:48:26 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 10:35:05 AM

Snickers at him.

Still never heard of her...