Fuck this fucking dentist

[Kaos]

There are few people I'd actually kill for real, but this fucking lion-killing dentist is on the list.  Fuck this asshole fuckclown. 

https://twitter.com/riverblufdental

>River Bluff Dental ‏@RiverBlufDental  · 8h8 hours ago   Bloomington, MN   
People hardly cared about #CecilTheLion 45 days ago. Go jump on the next bandwagon. Your words don't hurt us.


>The practice is still closed even though people care less and less about #CecilTheLion day after day. Fickle people.

If I had a lion I'd wait until this motherfucking bastard returned to work and then I'd not feed my lion for two or three days.  Then I would let that bastard loose in his dental office, not giving a fuckity fuck if some of his patients were eaten in the process of letting my hungry lion eviscerate his torso and engorge itself on his entrails. 

Fuck him. 

[chinook]

Uhhh...maybe a parody acccount. Just sayin'.

[Kaos]

Uhhh...maybe a parody acccount. Just sayin'.

It's not. 

[GH2001]

It's not.

Funny how its misspelled on the handle. That's quite an oversight.

Youre gonna have a stroke dude.

[Kaos]

Eh... It's been around a while.  And has promotional stuff on there from before the lion.  Maybe fake, maybe not. 

No stroke, but I'd definitely put an arrow through the guy's eyeball and leave him in an alley for the feral cats to maul. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Well, the bluff only has one f in it and the pictures of a caged lion and sarcastic tweets kind of gave it away to me. But what do I know. I'm no all world investigative journalist.

But I did work for a magazine in college. And I was definitely smart enough to know this was fake at first glance.

I'm on the dentists side though, so it could sway my opinion. And I hope Kaos is attacked by a lion while going to Lowes. I feel guilty about that.

[Jumbo]

I just heard the dentist likes Bama & tomato sandwiches.

[GH2001]

I just heard the dentist likes Bama & tomato sandwiches.

And Lowe's.

And bad acting.

And Katherine Webb.

[dallaswareagle]

I just heard the dentist likes Bama & tomato sandwiches.

And Lowe's.

And bad acting.

And Katherine Webb.

me?

[Snaggletiger]

me?

Well that goes without saying.

[Jumbo]

Well that goes without saying.

I've got nipples can you milk me.

[Kaos]

Well, fuck a duck.  It's fake and I was too busy thinking up inventive ways to shit on this dentist that I didn't bother to do anything more than give it a cursory glance.  I wanted to kill the guy before and was all-too-willing to accept it to reinforce the hate.  Plus I don't use Tweeter at all and don't understand the damn thing.  So I am going to play the get off my porch card. 

[dallaswareagle]

Well that goes without saying.

Thought so.   

[Jumbo]

The more the fake Chizad post the more I wish the real Chizad was back;

[Snaggletiger]

Two things. 1. You keep calling me fake and I will stop posting anything. Period. So, watch what you say mofo. and 2. I will be looking for you at an x gate and we'll hash this shit out.

Probably want to rethink this one.

[Buzz Killington]

Probably want to rethink this one.

^ This ^  Right up here^^

[Jumbo]

Two things. 1. You keep calling me fake and I will stop posting anything. Period. So, watch what you say mofo. and 2. I will be looking for you at an x gate and we'll hash this shit out.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[AUTiger1]

Two things. 1. You keep calling me fake and I will stop posting anything. Period. So, watch what you say mofo. and 2. I will be looking for you at an x gate and we'll hash this shit out.

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Is that enough?

[AUTiger1]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Hey big man, let me hold a dollar!

[Jumbo]

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Is that enough?

Hahaha bring back the real chizad aka slumlord