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Too small to play ball?
« on: August 14, 2015, 09:53:49 AM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2015, 09:59:42 AM »
Those are Buzz-esque type gains.
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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2015, 10:09:09 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 14, 2015, 09:59:42 AM
Those are Buzz-esque type gains.

I'll let you all in on my secret.

Late night pizza, ice cream, peanut butter and nanner sammiches, ice cream, hamburgers, steak, ice cream, pizza, pizza rolls, chicken fingers, ice cream, peanut butter straight from the jar, ice cream, fried chicken and mashed potatoes, ice cream, and lots of television time on the couch.  Oh...did I mention ice cream?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2015, 10:12:48 AM »
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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2015, 10:17:51 AM »
He's got the Diabeetus
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2015, 10:18:13 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 14, 2015, 10:09:09 AM
I'll let you all in on my secret.

Late night pizza, ice cream, peanut butter and nanner sammiches, ice cream, hamburgers, steak, ice cream, pizza, pizza rolls, chicken fingers, ice cream, peanut butter straight from the jar, ice cream, fried chicken and mashed potatoes, ice cream, and lots of television time on the couch.  Oh...did I mention ice cream?


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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2015, 10:22:53 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2015, 10:53:11 AM »
A 6' 9" Ranger? Never heard of such. I would've thought that too tall a boy.

Gaining the weight is not a problem for me but the height is more of a challenge. However, this article got me to thinking about ways to get taller.

I've got to get serious about trying out for the NFL if I'm ever going to do it, all b.s. aside. I'm running out of time at 47.
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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2015, 10:54:37 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on August 14, 2015, 10:53:11 AM
A 6' 9" Ranger? Never heard of such. I would've thought that too tall a boy.

Gaining the weight is not a problem for me but the height is more of a challenge. However, this article got me to thinking about ways to get taller.

I've got to get serious about trying out for the NFL if I'm ever going to do it, all b.s. aside. I'm running out of time at 47.

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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2015, 11:19:34 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on August 14, 2015, 10:53:11 AM
A 6' 9" Ranger? Never heard of such. I would've thought that too tall a boy.

Gaining the weight is not a problem for me but the height is more of a challenge. However, this article got me to thinking about ways to get taller.

I've got to get serious about trying out for the NFL if I'm ever going to do it, all b.s. aside. I'm running out of time at 47.


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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2015, 05:03:07 PM »
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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2015, 01:31:13 AM »
Just good ol fashioned hard work and clean living!!
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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2015, 02:53:54 PM »
Quote from: bgreene on August 19, 2015, 01:31:13 AM
Just good ol fashioned hard work and clean living!!

Took his vitamins and said his prayers, borther!


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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2015, 10:14:09 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 19, 2015, 02:53:54 PM
Took his vitamins and said his prayers, borther!



THIS

Thats all there is to it.
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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2015, 10:18:33 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 20, 2015, 10:14:09 AM
THIS

Thats all there is to it.

Don't borther trying to explain it to those who don't get it.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2015, 10:19:45 AM »
Whatcha' gonna' do, brother?
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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2015, 11:10:43 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 20, 2015, 10:19:45 AM
Whatcha' gonna' do, brother?

When keenomana runs all over  you.     :huh:
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Re: Too small to play ball?
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2015, 01:29:20 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 20, 2015, 10:19:45 AM
Whatcha' gonna' do, brother?

Let me tell ya something Mean Gene....So I'm lookin out there in the audience tonight and I'm seeing all those little Hulkamaniacs out there brother, countin on me in this one. Theyre taking their vitamins, theyre saying their prayers every night brother. I can't let em down Gene!

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Re: Too small to play ball?
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Re: Too small to play ball?
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