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DUKE
« on: August 13, 2015, 07:22:36 PM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: DUKE
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2015, 07:26:11 PM »
Shoveling horse shit has a way of putting a fellow back on the straight and narrow path.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2015, 09:17:43 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 13, 2015, 07:26:11 PM
Shoveling horse shit has a way of putting a fellow back on the straight and narrow path.

Talked to a guy at church this past weekend who played 3 years at AU as a walk on and quit this year to concentrate on grajeeatin'.  There were several of us there and someone made the comment that they're punishing Duke by keeping him out of practice and focusing on the 100 plus guys that want to be there.  He said, "Punishing?  Trust me, not one of them wants to be there."

Practice?  We talkin' bout practice?
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Re: DUKE
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 09:37:22 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2015, 09:17:43 PM
Talked to a guy at church this past weekend who played 3 years at AU as a walk on and quit this year to concentrate on grajeeatin'.  There were several of us there and someone made the comment that they're punishing Duke by keeping him out of practice and focusing on the 100 plus guys that want to be there.  He said, "Punishing?  Trust me, not one of them wants to be there."

Practice?  We talkin' bout practice?
Practice is for suckers.

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Bo Jackson and Aundray Bruce
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: DUKE
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 10:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 13, 2015, 09:37:22 PM
Practice is for suckers.

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Bo Jackson and Aundray Bruce

Not a game.  Not a game.  Not a game. We talkin' bout practice.
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2015, 10:09:26 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 13, 2015, 09:37:22 PM
Practice is for suckers.

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Bo Jackson and Aundray Bruce


Dude, Aundray was at practice. He was also at the coliseum EVERY morning at 5 AM running stairs.
We had a list outsider of mess hall that had the names of people that had to run stairs every day. They had a permanent plaque made for Aundray. I am convinced that is why he was so good. As soon as he hit the pros, no more stairs.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: DUKE
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2015, 10:47:27 AM »
I wondered who's ass he kicked to get back on? 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: DUKE
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2015, 10:56:12 AM »
I like how Gus said he's at the bottom of the depth chart.


Hey Duke, go out for a pass.  Nice catch.  Okay, you're better than everyone else. You've earned your way back to #1.
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Re: DUKE
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2015, 05:03:15 PM »
Aaaannnd...Duke leaves the scrimmage on a cart.  Later seen in a boot on crutches. Ankle "Tweaked".

Carl Lawson held out as a "precautionary measure". 
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2015, 05:04:47 PM »
Aaaaannnd....that was already posted in another thread. 
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Re: DUKE
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2015, 08:01:46 PM »
Is that you John Wayne?
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Re: DUKE
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2015, 09:08:24 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on August 16, 2015, 08:01:46 PM
Is that you John Wayne?

Who said that???
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2015, 09:26:48 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: DUKE
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2015, 09:37:37 AM »
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2015, 12:15:25 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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