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More Lord Saybinz Class
« on: August 11, 2015, 04:57:03 PM »
One of our local sports talk guys, Phil Paramore, also writes for the kitty litter liner we call the Dothan Eagle.  He wrote a column this morning very out of character for the media in this state. Couldn't find it on their site to coppage de la pasta) He called out the mighty midget from West Alabama for dressing down a reporter who had the unmitigated gall (I've always wanted use that term) to actually ask the great one how Kenyan Drake was doing. If memory serves, he broke his leg in the OM game last year.  Lord Saybinz' response? (dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. over at al)

An annoyed Saban cut the question off and threw his hands up a few seconds later while sharing his frustration regarding the query.

"Kenyan Drake is fine," Saban said. "How many times do I have to say that? I've been asked about Kenyan Drake since the first day of spring practice. He was full speed all spring. He was full speed all summer, and he's full speed now. And I think he'll be full speed next week, God willing, and nothing happens to him."


Paramore went on to compare that to Malzahn's handling of the 1,000 questions about Duke Williams.  Without embarrassing the hell out of some young media member, Malzahn has just been firm in saying, "That's between him and me."  When does someone finally grow big enough coconuts to stand up in that press room and call Saban out for being the piece of shit, jerk he is?  How many times does he get to fly off the handle and rip into the press over such in-depth questions like, "What does the depth chart look like?" and "How is Kenyan Drake?"

When is the media going to stop making excuses for the fact that this guy is just an asshole?  Remember last year after one particular pressroom rant over something incredibly trivial, when the media tried to spin and spin and spin until they finally came up with this gem?

Everything Saban does is calculated.  What he was really doing with that tirade, was motivating his players. That "message" to the media was really meant for his players.  What a jeenyus, that Lord Saybinz is.

Hey asshole, you're getting paid $7 million dollars a year to coach a football team, and part of your duties as head coach include holding weekly press conferences and answering the same, simple questions about the team you're getting paid that buttload of money to coach.  Those same media members you constantly go off on are the same ones that lick your scrotum in the press every day and defend everything you do.  Eventually, they're going to get tired of taking your shit and pigs will fly, hell will freeze over and they just might turn it back on you.

I don't usually agree much with the guy, but I commend Paramore for publically saying, "Enough already, asshole."   
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Re: More Lord Saybinz Class
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2015, 05:07:55 PM »
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Re: More Lord Saybinz Class
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2015, 05:21:33 PM »
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Re: More Lord Saybinz Class
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2015, 09:33:38 AM »
Actually hearing them talk about it right now on your 550 (The Ball) station.
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2015, 10:04:45 AM »
Actually hearing them talk about it right now on your 550 (The Ball) station.

I had to check and see if this was Snaggle posting. Teh station name just seemed a bit like something he would pine over...
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2015, 10:31:30 AM »
I had to check and see if this was Snaggle posting. Teh station name just seemed a bit like something he would pine over...

It's called "The Ball".  Not "Captive Nuts".
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2015, 10:33:19 AM »
Actually hearing them talk about it right now on your 550 (The Ball) station.

Just got your text and didn't get to hear it.  Was it a caller saying that or the host?  Both hosts on the morning show are big Bammers but please tell me it wasn't one of them.
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2015, 12:14:07 PM »
Just got your text and didn't get to hear it.  Was it a caller saying that or the host?  Both hosts on the morning show are big Bammers but please tell me it wasn't one of them.

One of the hosts (yawayayayaywyayayaaw...yuck yuk yuk Billy Bob Bammer) and a caller.

Caller: "how come they ask'dd him thayt fourr?...they need ta learn how sabynz is by now. You dont ask them kinda qweschuns to him if he aint wantin ta talk about it"

Redneck Host: "yes I agree...and to elaborate even more on that, I believe that was his way of telling them to back off. It was his shot across to the bama media and even fans, not to ask redudant questions. And Paramore knows that, he should have known better. But he's a good guy and I know him, and he will learn"

Caller: "Thayts rite! Das all he's-a-tryin ta do"

Saban rules all...yuck yuck yuck blah blah blah.

It was vomiting worthy.
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Re: More Lord Saybinz Class
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2015, 03:32:50 PM »
One of the hosts (yawayayayaywyayayaaw...yuck yuk yuk Billy Bob Bammer) and a caller.

Caller: "how come they ask'dd him thayt fourr?...they need ta learn how sabynz is by now. You dont ask them kinda qweschuns to him if he aint wantin ta talk about it"

Redneck Host: "yes I agree...and to elaborate even more on that, I believe that was his way of telling them to back off. It was his shot across to the bama media and even fans, not to ask redudant questions. And Paramore knows that, he should have known better. But he's a good guy and I know him, and he will learn"

Caller: "Thayts rite! Das all he's-a-tryin ta do"

Saban rules all...yuck yuck yuck blah blah blah.

It was vomiting worthy.

This is why I've been revisiting all the 80s bands I grew up listening to recently - to avoid this local radio bullshit drivel. Rediscovered that Skid Row had some kick ass guitar songs in between power ballads.
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Re: More Lord Saybinz Class
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2015, 03:57:12 PM »
This is why I've been revisiting all the 80s bands I grew up listening to recently - to avoid this local radio bullshit drivel. Rediscovered that Skid Row had some kick ass guitar songs in between power ballads.

Criminally underrated rock band.  SeBass had amazing pipes...parlayed them into a Broadway gig or two.
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2015, 08:17:24 AM »
Criminally underrated rock band.  SeBass had amazing pipes...parlayed them into a Broadway gig or two.

Rock n Roll is serious shit. And something that should be discussed on this board more, as opposed to Finebaum wannabees and poitics. Priorities bitches.
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