2015 Fall Practice

Kaos · « **Reply #100 on:** August 12, 2015, 11:40:41 AM »

What we know about the Williams saga today (courtesy of a stroll through the AU sites)

> Gus is tired of it but Dameyune is lobbying hard for Duke to stay
> Dameyune is tired of the antics, but Gus is lobbying hard to work it out
> The dorm fight was only speculation, didn't happen
> The dorm fight did happen, but it was not germane to the current situation
> Williams has been seen around campus and is working to get back in good graces
> Williams isn't on campus and nobody knows what is going on
> It is a distraction
> It isn't a distraction
> He will be back and miss no time
> He will be back after four games
> He won't be back
> It's all up to him
> It's all up to the coaches
> Gus is showing weakness by not just booting him
> Gus is showing compassion and restraint by trying to work with him
> In Gus we should trust
> Gus wanted Mike Dyer and he was a thug, so he can't be trusted
> Geno Smith is an alabama player and broke his jaw in a fight, so how bad can Duke really be?
> If this was Florida State, Jimbo would already have a Heisman to give Duke

*sigh*

We can be our own worst enemies

djsimp · « **Reply #101 on:** August 12, 2015, 11:58:40 AM »

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #102 on:** August 12, 2015, 12:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 12, 2015, 11:40:41 AM

What we know about the Williams saga today (courtesy of a stroll through the AU sites)

> Gus is tired of it but Dameyune is lobbying hard for Duke to stay
> Dameyune is tired of the antics, but Gus is lobbying hard to work it out
> The dorm fight was only speculation, didn't happen
> The dorm fight did happen, but it was not germane to the current situation
> Williams has been seen around campus and is working to get back in good graces
> Williams isn't on campus and nobody knows what is going on
> It is a distraction
> It isn't a distraction
> He will be back and miss no time
> He will be back after four games
> He won't be back
> It's all up to him
> It's all up to the coaches
> Gus is showing weakness by not just booting him
> Gus is showing compassion and restraint by trying to work with him
> In Gus we should trust
> Gus wanted Mike Dyer and he was a thug, so he can't be trusted
> Geno Smith is an alabama player and broke his jaw in a fight, so how bad can Duke really be?
> If this was Florida State, Jimbo would already have a Heisman to give Duke

*sigh*

We can be our own worst enemies

Apparently,

said on his podcast that it wasn't related to a fight.

djsimp · « **Reply #103 on:** August 12, 2015, 12:08:08 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 12, 2015, 12:04:23 PM

Apparently, said on his podcast that it wasn't related to a fight.

http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Marshall-Duke-Williams-suspension-not-caused-by-dorm-fight-38681710?utm_source=247Sports+Newsletter&utm_campaign=74488994e2-150812_Auburn+Tigers&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b5300ae947-74488994e2-221629909

Jumbo · « **Reply #104 on:** August 12, 2015, 12:11:24 PM »

Finally all the Duke stuff is crystal clear.

Godfather · « **Reply #105 on:** August 12, 2015, 12:15:37 PM »

Decent listen...also said it wasn't related to any kind of fight.

CCTAU · « **Reply #106 on:** August 12, 2015, 12:52:57 PM »

This guy yakked on forever saying exactly what a couple of us said with two lines.

djsimp · « **Reply #107 on:** August 12, 2015, 01:56:52 PM »

BREAKING NEWS! Duke Williams has missed the last three practices. He has not, I say again NOT, missed these practices because an alleged fight. You heard it here first.

GH2001 · « **Reply #108 on:** August 12, 2015, 03:06:44 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on August 12, 2015, 01:56:52 PM

BREAKING NEWS! Duke Williams has missed the last three practices. He has not, I say again NOT, missed these practices because an alleged fight. You heard it here first.

Some would pay money for that info. Wait...what?

The Six · « **Reply #109 on:** August 12, 2015, 03:26:26 PM »

I had a Jimmy Johns sandwich for lunch today. It was very good. May have another for supper too. Oh, y'all still talking about practice. Fuck that noise. Sept. 5 needs to get here.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #110 on:** August 12, 2015, 03:58:54 PM »

Quote from: The Six on August 12, 2015, 03:26:26 PM

I had a Jimmy Johns sandwich for lunch today. It was very good. May have another for supper too. Oh, y'all still talking about practice. Fuck that noise. Sept. 5 needs to get here.

You bumped again...and then you'll bump again? How do you get back there to the place where you fell asleep inside her?

Song about meth adapted for bama joke. Deal with it.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #111 on:** August 12, 2015, 04:13:46 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 12, 2015, 03:58:54 PM

You bumped again...and then you'll bump again? How do you get back there to the place where you fell asleep inside her?

Song about meth adapted for bama joke. Deal with it.

My dick is blind

Jumbo · « **Reply #112 on:** August 12, 2015, 04:39:09 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 12, 2015, 03:58:54 PM

You bumped again...and then you'll bump again? How do you get back there to the place where you fell asleep inside her?

Song about meth adapted for bama joke. Deal with it.

I want something else.

Kaos · « **Reply #113 on:** August 12, 2015, 06:49:47 PM »

The very, very latest.

Somebody posted that they read an email from somebody who knows somebody who talked to somebody who heard from somebody who had a daughter who dated somebody who went to junior high with somebody who had freshman algebra with somebody who was told in confidence by somebody who took their dog to somebody who was acquainted with somebody who owned horses who had a connection who toured the Equine center said that Duke was there shoveling horse manure as part of his path to return to the team.

He was definitely there according to this source of a source of a source of a source of a source of a source of a source of a source. And you can take it to the bank because the person who said it is, by damn, a "respected poster."

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #114 on:** August 12, 2015, 07:11:55 PM »

Sounds like a load of horse shit to me.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #115 on:** August 12, 2015, 09:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 12, 2015, 07:11:55 PM

Sounds like a load of horse shit to me.

Sounds eerily similar to my Christmas family get together where my 19 year old cousin knew with 100% certainty who Cam's bag man was because in 10th grade gym class, a guy who knew this other guy who knew the nephew of the actual bag man, told him who it was. But he's gonna' take that knowledge to his grave. Wouldn't want that to get out and cause a disturbance in the force.

Godfather · « **Reply #116 on:** August 12, 2015, 09:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2015, 09:32:15 PM

Sounds eerily similar to my Christmas family get together where my 19 year old cousin knew with 100% certainty who Cam's bag man was because in 10th grade gym class, a guy who knew this other guy who knew the nephew of the actual bag man, told him who it was. But he's gonna' take that knowledge to his grave. Wouldn't want that to get out and cause a disturbance in the force.

That's easy everyone knows it was a lawyer who cared a lot.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #117 on:** August 12, 2015, 11:14:40 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 12, 2015, 09:37:45 PM

That's easy everyone knows it was a lawyer who cared a lot.

Dude, shut the fuck up. I told you to keep it down home...cuz.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #118 on:** August 12, 2015, 11:41:56 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2015, 11:14:40 PM

Dude, shut the fudge up. I told you to keep it down home...cuz.

Can you hook a brotha up wif a few ribeyes?

GH2001 · « **Reply #119 on:** August 13, 2015, 08:14:48 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 12, 2015, 06:49:47 PM

The very, very latest.

Somebody posted that they read an email from somebody who knows somebody who talked to somebody who heard from somebody who had a daughter who dated somebody who went to junior high with somebody who had freshman algebra with somebody who was told in confidence by somebody who took their dog to somebody who was acquainted with somebody who owned horses who had a connection who toured the Equine center said that Duke was there shoveling horse manure as part of his path to return to the team.

He was definitely there according to this source of a source of a source of a source of a source of a source of a source of a source. And you can take it to the bank because the person who said it is, by damn, a "respected poster."

You are scouring way too many cess pool message boards. Do yourself a favor and quit reading the "heard it from a friend who..." garbage in re to Duke. On a side note, I think I'm about to fire up some REO Speedwagon.