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In case it escaped your notice today...
« on: August 04, 2015, 08:42:25 AM »
IS THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKING DAY OF FOOTBALL PRACTICE AT AUBURN!
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2015, 09:16:59 AM »
Now way that could slip by.  GF made sure we knew.  "It's start of Fall practice, BITCHES"
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2015, 10:33:12 AM »
Now way that could slip by.  GF made sure we knew.  "It's start of Fall practice, BITCHES"

i don't see that thread?   

link please...

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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2015, 10:56:12 AM »


bout to get tore up!
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2015, 10:59:42 AM »


bout to get tore up!
It's too early to be smoking grass on a work day....oh, you mean the practice field! Yep.
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2015, 11:04:13 AM »
i don't see that thread?   

link please...

He only texts that to the beautiful people.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2015, 11:12:07 AM »
It's too early to be smoking grass on a work day....oh, you mean the practice field! Yep.

I believe the grass is a hybrid... a cross between Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sinsemilla.  The amazing thing about this field is you can play a full practice on it, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt at night on this stuff.
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2015, 11:15:21 AM »
Your place got a pool?
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2015, 11:20:21 AM »
Your place got a pool?
yeah a pool and a pond...pond be good for you though.
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2015, 11:23:18 AM »
I believe the grass is a hybrid... a cross between Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sinsemilla.  The amazing thing about this field is you can play a full practice on it, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt at night on this stuff.
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2015, 11:23:35 AM »
I believe the grass is a hybrid... a cross between Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sinsemilla.  The amazing thing about this field is you can play a full practice on it, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt at night on this stuff.

Sounds spicy...
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2015, 12:16:28 PM »
He only texts that to the beautiful people.

oh...you must be on favorites list.

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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2015, 12:31:17 PM »
oh...you must be on favorites list.

I'm pretty much on everyone's favorites list.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2015, 01:15:07 PM »
I only know that you're on mine, big boy.

Here we go with that gay stuff again.
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2015, 01:51:58 PM »
Football season is near!  I'm pumped! 
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« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2015, 02:51:41 PM »
Football season is near!  I'm pumped!

It's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to you our returning...
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2015, 02:54:21 PM »
It's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to you our returning...


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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2015, 03:32:41 PM »
Do you have something against gay stuff bub?

Yes, you Mo Ron.
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Re: In case it escaped your notice today...
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2015, 04:12:00 PM »


bout to get tore up!

I would like to run naked through this field while the sprinklers are on.
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