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Poking “SnugUm’s”

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Poking “SnugUm’s”
« on: July 28, 2015, 09:40:23 PM »
Only in Alabama? Nah, there are strange folks errwhere. Geez this guy is sick. I got to pork butts to smoke this weekend too.

http://now8news.com/alabama-man-caught-having-sex-with-pig-in-walmart-bathroom/

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Confused, the woman alerted a store clerk and was informed they already had several complaints about noise in the restroom. Raymond Cooper, an employee at the Walmart store, said he was the one that ran in and saved the pig. “When I went into the bathroom, I heard squealing from inside the stall. I told the man to open it but he wouldn’t, so I kicked it in. That crazy ass fool for real was doing a pig. I socked him in the face and grabbed the pig. That fool was out cold.”

Shortly after, the police arrived and took Halbert into custody. According to reports, Halbert just cried saying, “I want my piggy back.” He later told police he had nowhere else to take his pig for alone time. His wife had just kicked them out of the house once she found out this longtime pet was her husband’s “new lover.” Halbert was seen on surveillance camera sneaking into Walmart’s loading dock and slipping undetected into the restroom.

Halbert is currently being charged with indecent exposure and cruelty to animals. They tried to release the pig to his wife Patty, but she refused. The pig, which Halbert called “SnugUm’s” has been placed with the Humane Society for adoption.
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Re: Poking “SnugUm’s”
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2015, 11:19:42 PM »
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I want my piggy back.

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Poking “SnugUm’s”
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2015, 12:09:52 AM »
Roe tahd.
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