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Early Happy Boobday

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Early Happy Boobday
« on: July 17, 2015, 12:47:05 PM »
Since there's very little traffic on here on the weekends, thought we'd better go ahead and wish our resident Wench an early Happy Happy.  May your weekend be filled with good food, fine wine, hot corndog sex and plenty of sleep.  Happy Birthday.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2015, 12:49:11 PM »
Happy b day! I'll PM you a very special pic of myself.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2015, 12:54:27 PM »
Happy Birthday.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2015, 01:00:08 PM »
Happy birthday girl.

With friends like us...

Well...

You need new friends!
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2015, 01:03:12 PM »
Birfday, birfday.      :haha: :bar: :tits:
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2015, 01:10:53 PM »
Happy Birthday!  :s&m:
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2015, 01:21:16 PM »
Happy birthday TW!!!
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2015, 02:42:01 PM »
Happy early Birthday!  Hope you enjoy the naked selfies I just sent.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2015, 02:52:22 PM »
Happy early Birthday!  Hope you enjoy the naked selfies I just sent.


We all are.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2015, 02:56:40 PM »
Happy early Birthday!  Hope you enjoy the naked selfies I just sent.
See, this is just paraphrasing my original post. Only I had more tact than to just come right out and say that I was sending naked selfies.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2015, 03:06:19 PM »
See, this is just paraphrasing my original post. Only I had more tact than to just come right out and say that I was sending naked selfies.

The difference is that I actually sent them.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2015, 03:16:55 PM »
The difference is that I actually sent them.

:pics:    I did not say that.  Never mind.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2015, 03:28:59 PM »
The bird...is in....the nest.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2015, 05:52:25 PM »
Well then, Happy Birthday to one of our favorite lady tigers.

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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2015, 08:50:13 PM »
Happy Birthday to our resident GODDESS
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2015, 08:28:53 AM »
 Happy Birthday!
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2015, 09:13:16 AM »
Throw down some Sapphire and celebrate proper-like.
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2015, 06:15:42 PM »
Happy Actual 29th Birthday!
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2015, 08:52:36 PM »
Happy birthday, darlin'!
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Re: Early Happy Boobday
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2015, 12:29:09 AM »
Happy Birthday, buzz sent those nakeds to me by mistake.  #winning
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