Plans For The 4th?

[CCTAU]

Are the Darwin awards still around?

If so, ding ding ding.

[Pell City Tiger]

Bammer??? No???

http://dudecomedy.com/man-dies-after-using-head-as-firework-launch-pad/


http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-shoots-firework-top-his-head-dies-n386956

I think the "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!" guy tops firework head for the Darwin Award.

[Godfather]

I think the "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!" guy tops firework head for the Darwin Award.

[Tiger Wench]

I think the "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!" guy tops firework head for the Darwin Award.

The trashy looking waitress that tried to stop him was all over the local news - that poor woman is scarred for life, no kidding.  She will never unsee that.

[WiregrassTiger]

I think the "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!" guy tops firework head for the Darwin Award.

In his defense, had he lived he would've been nicknamed Gator for the rest of his life. And that would be a cool name to assume after an alcohol involved incident like this. Unlike some of the names that I've been awarded through the years, like "sore ass", "balls on face" or "shit pants".

It was a calculated risk.

[Godfather]

In other news Uncle Sani just acquired a new t-shirt.

[Pell City Tiger]

In other news Uncle Sani just acquired a new t-shirt.

That shirt would make a terrific birthday present.

The dude in the photo is exactly the image that first came to mind when I heard the story on the news. Uncle Sani would have whipped that alligator's ass, though.

[War Eagle!!!]

I would think the best way to get me would be to wish my wife would wake up with small boobs. 

Pimpin ain't easy

[chinook]

Pimpin ain't easy

especially when they're old as petrified wood and sag to the knees.

[bottomfeeder]

http://www.examiner.com/article/texas-father-killed-launching-firework-from-his-chest-third-body-launch-tragedy?cid=sm-facebook-070915-7.30am-TXManKilledByFirework

A Texas father was killed after he attempted to launch a large tube firework – called a Medieval Knight – from his bare chest. The father was fishing with friends on the Colorado River in Colorado County, Texas, when the firework exploded on top of him.

This is the third report this year of a death resulting from individuals attempting to launch a firework off of their body.

Alcohol appears to have been a factor in all three Fourth of July tragedies.

Writes Click2Houston.com: “Colorado County sheriff's officials said a Columbus man died after shooting a firework off his chest. Justin Bartek, 30, died on Tuesday.”

Bartek, who has a 3-year-old son named Braxton with his girlfriend Summer Jenkins, was a postal worker who was spoken highly of by friends and family.

“He just had an infectious spirit, whenever you met him you met a friend,” said Erica Jackson. “He was the light of many people's lives and the world to the people that knew him, and he would give the world to any that asked.”

Jackson said Bartek would even carry his friendly nature with him when he was delivering mail.

“You don't see that smiling face coming at you and just waving and just giving you a nice little pep in your day,” said Jackson. “I was driving by to go to the post office and I saw a postal truck, and just out of habit I waved and it wasn't him.”

[dallaswareagle]

Hated in turks also. Flight back into Atl delayed 3hrs

[WiregrassTiger]

Things sure were nice around here for the last week or so. Peaceful. Less hatred and dislike. Hey, by the way, I hear Dallas made it back.

[dallaswareagle]

Things sure were nice around here for the last week or so. Peaceful. Less hatred and dislike. Hey, by the way, I hear Dallas made it back.

Back at work, now a week behind because instead of just kind of keeping up with my shit, it was easier for them to just pile it on my desk.

Guess they hate me at work also.   

[GH2001]

Back at work, now a week behind because instead of just kind of keeping up with my shit, it was easier for them to just pile it on my desk.

Guess they hate me at work also.   

Having to actually do work for your check - what a concept.

[dallaswareagle]

Having to actually do work for your check - what a concept.

Cuts into my posting time on the X.

[Snaggletiger]

Cuts into my posting time on the X.

^^^THIS^^^

[dallaswareagle]

^^^THIS^^^

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[GH2001]

Cuts into my posting time on the X.

this guy has his priorities right