Plans For The 4th?

Snaggletiger · « **on:** July 02, 2015, 11:42:42 AM »

Which way is err'body heading? Lake? Beach? Turks? Staying home and grilling? What's on the menu?

We're making our annual trek to scenic, gator infested Lake Eufaula. Snagette's family has a cabin (Little box on a hill) up there. We'll cram about 12 people into 1,000 square feet and play thermostat wars with her dad, who wants to keep it at 79-82. We go behind him and pop it down to 70 to try and get some air flow so we can survive. Turn around and he's jacked it up again.

Anywayz, just about everyone in that area is from Dothan and they're always up for the 4th so it'll be a 3 day party. Hopefully many BBQ ribs will be scarfed, many fireworks lit, numerous beers consumed and tekwila shots thrown back and maybe somebody, preferably female, over 18 and under 55, will get nekkid.

Plans?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:45:48 AM »

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

This is the first year in a long time that we haven't invited 20+ family/friends over to consume mass quantities and play with fire. The plan is to fire up the smoker and cook enough ribs and turkey for just us and veg out all day in the pool as long as momma nature will cooperate.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:48:38 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 02, 2015, 11:45:48 AM

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

This is the first year in a long time that we haven't invited 20+ family/friends over to consume mass quantities and play with fire. The plan is to fire up the smoker and cook enough ribs and turkey for just us and veg out all day in the pool as long as momma nature will cooperate.

You got a pool?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:51:23 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2015, 11:48:38 AM

You got a pool?

Nothing special, but yeah. Just like that Richard Dawson, it gets me wet.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:58:20 AM »

I'm throwing some pig meat on the grill, drinking some whiskey, and then blowing about $200 on fireworks.

Jumbo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2015, 12:11:50 PM »

I'm having a nice vegan 4th.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2015, 12:48:08 PM »

http://www.clubmed.us/cm/resort-turkoise-turks-caicos_p-115-l-US-v-TURC-ac-vh.html

djsimp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2015, 01:28:23 PM »

Ima blow some shit up, patriotic style.

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2015, 01:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2015, 11:48:38 AM

You got a pool?

and a pond...pond be good for you.

Boat & Pool for me.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:15:44 PM »

I hope that tropical storm headed just north of the Dominican Republic doesn't develop into a Cat 3 Hurricane like they predict by Saturday.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:35:05 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2015, 02:15:44 PM

I hope that tropical storm headed just north of the Dominican Republic doesn't develop into a Cat 3 Hurricane like they predict by Saturday.

ahhhhh, no.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:36:43 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 02, 2015, 02:35:05 PM

That would be most unkeen.

But as long as the bars stay open.

You pulled you up some Caribbean weather radar, didn't you? HA!!! My master plan worked. I win the internets today.

ErrMaGerd. A Herrikern

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:40:04 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2015, 02:36:43 PM

You pulled you up some Caribbean weather radar, didn't you? HA!!! My master plan worked. I win the internets today.

ErrMaGerd. A Herrikern

Yea, you made me look. You win the internets, today. Tomorrow I win the islandnets.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:52:10 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 02, 2015, 02:40:04 PM

Yea, you made me look. You win the internets, today. Tomorrow I win the islandnets.

May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:54:51 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2015, 02:52:10 PM

May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.

I would think the best way to get me would be to wish my wife would wake up with small boobs.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:33:24 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 02, 2015, 02:54:51 PM

I would think the best way to get me would be to wish my wife would wake up with small boobs.

Speaking of Hooter's, I was reading a piece facts you didn't know about Hooter's Restaurant. One of them was how it got it's name.

"The restaurantâ€™s name was inspired by the May 17, 1980 episode of Saturday Night Live, which was hosted by Steve Martin. During his monologue, titled â€œI Believe,â€ he said, â€œI believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as â€˜boobs,â€™ â€˜jugs,â€™ â€˜winnebagos,â€™ or â€˜golden bozosâ€¦â€™ and that you should only refer to them as â€˜hooters.â€™â€

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:50:56 PM »

I may be looking for company in Atlanta. I only have a 55 minute layover till our flight takes off for Turks.

Not sure what's going to happen if we have any problems leaving Dallas or getting into ATL on time.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:53:42 PM »

Joey, ever been in a Turkish prison?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2015, 04:48:21 PM »

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2015, 04:49:46 PM »

Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?