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« on: July 01, 2015, 05:42:24 PM »
Seriously?  7 attacks in that short a time?  Shark Week on Discovery starts in a few days. Wonder if they'll talk about this.  I've never heard of that many attacks along one coast line.  Pinched-n-pasted from the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. over at foxnews

 Authorities say a man apparently bitten by a shark off the North Carolina Outer Banks is being airlifted to a hospital with serious wounds.

Justin Gibbs, the director of emergency services in Hyde County, says the attack happened around noon Wednesday on a beach on Ocracoke Island. The man, who is about 50, suffered wounds to his ribcage, lower leg, hip and both hands as he tried to fight off the animal.

Laura Irish Hefty of New Hope, Pennsylvania, says she was about 100 yards away when she saw a crowd gathering on the beach. Hefty says the man was treated on the beach for about 20 minutes until he was stabilized and carried to a road.

The man is the seventh person attacked along the North Carolina coast in three weeks.
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2015, 07:08:25 PM »
I think it's time we ban sharks. I call for the removal of all references to these vicious killers from every possible venue including:

Banning the movie "Jaws"
Banning the movie "Sharknado" (keep the "nado", remove the shark)
Ban the cartoon "Jabber Jaws"
Remove the series "Shark Week" (it only serves to rile them up)
Ban the term "Loan Shark" and replace it with "Lending Halibut"
Ban the term "Butt Shark" and replace it with "Posterior Guppy"

Anyone using any manner of communication that includes "shark" (any variation of shark) is to be shunned and ridiculed.
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2015, 07:56:03 PM »
I think it's time we ban sharks. I call for the removal of all references to these vicious killers from every possible venue including:

Banning the movie "Jaws"
Banning the movie "Sharknado" (keep the "nado", remove the shark)
Ban the cartoon "Jabber Jaws"
Remove the series "Shark Week" (it only serves to rile them up)
Ban the term "Loan Shark" and replace it with "Lending Halibut"
Ban the term "Butt Shark" and replace it with "Posterior Guppy"

Anyone using any manner of communication that includes "shark" (any variation of shark) is to be shunned and ridiculed.

PM me your address for my new monitor bill, please.
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2015, 08:32:50 PM »
The thing that no one seems to want to talk about is that all of the victims are white.  Why only white meat? Where is the outrage for the racist sharks?
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2015, 09:24:04 PM »
The thing that no one seems to want to talk about is that all of the victims are white.  Why only white meat? Where is the outrage for the racist sharks?
Oh, I'm with you on that! Sharks are nothing but the Ku Klux of the deep. Buncha racist assed fish.

The San Jose Sharks had best be looking for a new mascot for their hockey team, too.
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2015, 09:25:10 PM »
PM me your address for my new monitor bill, please.
I laughed when I typed that one out.
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2015, 10:36:44 PM »
I laughed when I typed that one out.

That's top shelf internetin'.
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2015, 08:32:13 AM »
The thing that no one seems to want to talk about is that all of the victims are white.  Why only white meat? Where is the outrage for the racist sharks?
Even their name is supremist - "Great White"?
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2015, 09:10:38 AM »
Even their name is supremist - "Great White"?

And sectarian! What's so GREAT about "white" anyway? Bunch crackers with sharp teeth. Get me a M1 and scuba tank. Shit will blow up like The Godfather.
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2015, 12:13:25 PM »
And sectarian! What's so GREAT about "white" anyway? Bunch crackers with sharp teeth. Get me a M1 and scuba tank. Shit will blow up like The Godfather.
Donald Trump is currently devising a plan to take back our shores from these toothy predators.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2015, 12:25:55 PM »
Donald Trump is currently devising a plan to take back our shores from these toothy predators.

You can't say toothy predator. That's insensitive and amounts to blanket stereotyping.
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2015, 01:43:13 PM »
You can't say toothy predator. That's insensitive and amounts to blanket stereotyping.

Tranny sharks everywhere salute your courage, sir.
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