Look who joined the geezer club!

Pell City Tiger · « **on:** June 21, 2015, 07:50:43 PM »

Happy 40th, simp! It's all down hill from here!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** June 21, 2015, 07:52:54 PM »

Hey simp, remember when you were a kid and thought 40 was ancient?
You were right.

Have another kid to celebrate!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2015, 08:03:05 PM »

I always enjoy getting on here and wishing people that I like a happy birthday. It doesn't happen often. So, here's to hoping someone I like has a birthday soon.

Happy Father's Day to the baby daddies.

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jmar · « **Reply #3 on:** June 21, 2015, 08:24:22 PM »

Happy Happy Young Man.

Jumbo · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2015, 08:33:43 PM »

Happy Birthday! Go Dj Go Dj.

The Six · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2015, 08:52:52 PM »

Happy Birthday Simp!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2015, 09:17:27 PM »

Happy birthday. I've heard sperm motility drops in men once they hit their 40's.

Then there's you.

Poor Mrs Simp. Hope you used some birthday protection.

XXOXOXOXOXOXOX!!!

djsimp · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2015, 09:23:00 PM »

Thank you thank you very much. I don't feel a day over 40.

Was a fun day. Got to spend all day in Gardendale coaching a 5 yr old Allstar double header. It was a hot sumbitch out there. Loved every second of it.

Will keep yall up to date on when the next baby is due. Probably in 9 months.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2015, 07:32:59 AM »

Happy belated. Hope you aren't pushing the Duggars for their title.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:00:16 AM »

Better slow down your catching up to some of us. HBD

AWK · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:23:21 AM »

You old.

Godfather · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2015, 11:01:41 AM »

God damn...40. Fuck. Happy Birthday I guess.

djsimp · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2015, 11:25:50 AM »

My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:43:45 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on June 22, 2015, 11:25:50 AM

My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!

Probably a lack of jizz to lubricate the joints. Don't worry, at your age, you will be losing less and less jizz.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:44:15 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on June 22, 2015, 02:43:45 PM

Probably a lack of jizz to lubricate the joints. Don't worry, at your age, you will be losing less and less jizz.

He has a smoking hot wife and supersperm. He'll still be capable of fathering a child five years after he's dead.

chityeah · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23, 2015, 05:51:37 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on June 22, 2015, 11:25:50 AM

My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!

Happy belated! Take 2 Aleve and wash down with whiskey. You'll be fine or least you won't care.

djsimp · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2015, 09:52:36 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 22, 2015, 10:44:15 PM

He has a smoking hot wife and supersperm. He'll still be capable of fathering a child five years after he's dead.

Well, sooner or later the supersperm has to retire but I will always have a smoking hot wife.

CCTAU · « **Reply #17 on:** June 24, 2015, 01:51:08 AM »

Welcome to the club.

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:11:01 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on June 23, 2015, 09:52:36 AM

Well, sooner or later the supersperm has to retire but I will always have a smoking hot wife.

You must have a horsecock, cause I know you got no money or looks.

djsimp · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:27:29 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 25, 2015, 11:11:01 AM

You must have a horsecock, cause I know you got no money or looks.

I'm like the long dick of the law.