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Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason

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Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:46:20 PM »
1 OHIO ST
2 ALABAMA
3 OREGON
4 BAYLOR
5 TCU
6 GEORGIA 
7 MICHIGAN ST
8 LSU
9 NOTRE DAME
10 USC
11 AUBURN

http://www.philsteele.com/Blogs/2015/JUNE15/DBJune08.html

Some notes from the bottom.

Army is ranked 121 which is fine. Troy is ranked 127. If I am Troy, I start thinking about a future in the FCS. If Army outranks you, you suck out loud.
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Re: Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2015, 02:03:32 PM »
Troy was about 2 years too late in making a coaching change.

Phil Steele needs a piss test.
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Re: Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2015, 03:34:10 PM »
Troy was about 2 years too late in making a coaching change.

Phil Steele needs a piss test.
He does indeed. I have AU and Troy playing in the final game in my bracket.
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Re: Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2015, 04:48:55 PM »
Troy was about 2 years too late in making a coaching change.

Phil Steele needs a piss test.

Wizzerd.  I'm really interested to see how Corch Brownz will do.  He's a good offensive mind and you have to believe once he gets some of his own guys in there, they'll start lighting it up like a Nick Marshall road trip. But defensively is where they've sucked for far too long.  (Sounds familiar) However, they may continue to suck there for a while because this past recruiting class only had 8 defensive players signed out of 21.
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Re: Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2015, 05:13:02 PM »
Wizzerd.  I'm really interested to see how Corch Brownz will do.  He's a good offensive mind and you have to believe once he gets some of his own guys in there, they'll start lighting it up like a Nick Marshall road trip. But defensively is where they've sucked for far too long.  (Sounds familiar) However, they may continue to suck there for a while because this past recruiting class only had 8 defensive players signed out of 21.
The offense may suck too if the other 13 players that they signed are all special teams players. If they signed, for example, 7 punters 5 kickers and a long snapper, it will be tough for Brown.
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2015, 05:17:32 PM »
The offense may suck too if the other 13 players that they signed are all special teams players. If they signed, for example, 7 punters 5 kickers and a long snapper, it will be tough for Brown.

All depends on the quality of the long snapper.  That's where it all begins.
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2015, 06:23:09 PM »
All depends on the quality of the long snapper.  That's where it all begins.

They gone getter done on special teams. I hear they got a new coach. His name is Dax!
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2015, 10:58:41 PM »
They gone getter done on special teams. I hear they got a new coach. His name is Dax!

Stop toying with my emotions, you bitch.
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Re: Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2015, 10:12:09 AM »
He does indeed. I have AU and Troy playing in the final game in my bracket.


I have Devry and Univ. of Phoenix. First ever "on-line" championship. 
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Re: Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2015, 11:00:24 AM »
Fuck Phil Steele. His horrible predictons are more proof of why they actually play the games.
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Re: Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2015, 11:18:50 AM »

I have Devry and Univ. of Phoenix. First ever "on-line" championship.
I've got Virginia College upsetting Devry in the semi-final.
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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2015, 11:45:20 AM »
I've got Virginia College upsetting Devry in the semi-final.
No offense, but this is one of the dumbest things I've read on here in a long time. There is no way that DeVry's front 7 can handle Virginia College's rushing attack.
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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2015, 11:45:44 AM »
I can definitely understand why he has bammer at #2 though.  No real QB on the roster, only 1 running back and no real receivers for this future heisman QB to throw to, combined with replacing several OL...I just don't see how they won't average 40+ a game.
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« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2015, 11:59:37 AM »
No offense, but this is one of the dumbest things I've read on here in a long time. There is no way that DeVry's front 7 can handle Virginia College's rushing attack.
Virginia College is tough. My ex-massage therapist, Ophelia Self, graduated from there. She was a very surly and disgruntled person.
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« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2015, 12:02:01 PM »
I've got Virginia College upsetting Devry in the semi-final.

Do you people not read?  Are you such homers that you refuse to acknowledge that the Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes are clearly the favorites to run away with the title this year?
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Re: Phil Steele's Consensus FBS Team Rankings Preseason
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2015, 12:23:27 PM »
Do you people not read?  Are you such homers that you refuse to acknowledge that the Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes are clearly the favorites to run away with the title this year?

Balderdash! We all know Capella University is the tits this year! They bring back Clint "The Sack" McGursky at QB for his 9th season and 4th degree. By far the most experienced player in the league and once ate a rattlesnake live on stage at an Ozzy tribute band concert.
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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2015, 12:28:48 PM »
I think the sleeper this year may be the University of Louisiana Cougars.  This may sound crazy but word on the skreetz is the water boy walked on and this guy is a tackling machine.
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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2015, 12:32:59 PM »
I think the sleeper this year may be the University of Louisiana Cougars.  This may sound crazy but word on the skreetz is the water boy walked on and this guy is a tackling machine.

Yeah but I heard he has some trouble with his medulla oblongata.
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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2015, 12:38:46 PM »
Yeah but I heard he has some trouble with his medulla oblongata.

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