Any houston floaters?

[CCTAU]

I left a houston floater this morning

I just knew that would not get lost on someone...

I wonder if any of those nawlins transplants have used their experience to start looting yet!

[WiregrassTiger]

My wife and Houston have a lot in common.

"What is that WT?"

Well, they were both pounded by 11" last night.
 

[GH2001]

My wife and Houston have a lot in common.

"What is that WT?"

Well, they were both pounded by 11" last night.
 

Was it planned out or did she invite the guy over after you went to bed?

She was getting pounded right next to you in bed and you didnt even wake up.....some man of the house you are. I suggest you get an alarm system or a big assed Rottweiler.

[Tiger Wench]

My neighborhood is an island today. The only road in or out is flooded in both directions. Kids' school canceled. Hey, free off day.

[WiregrassTiger]

Was it planned out or did she invite the guy over after you went to bed?

She was getting pounded right next to you in bed and you didnt even wake up.....some man of the house you are. I suggest you get an alarm system or a big assed Rottweiler.

All kidding aside, I leave one hanging up on the rim and you can't even touch the net? I give you a meatball right down the middle and the best you can do is this?
 

But to answer your question, I was out of town.

[Jumbo]

My wife and Houston have a lot in common.

"What is that WT?"

Well, they were both pounded by 11" last night.
 

That's me having sex 3 times...

[WiregrassTiger]

That's me having sex 3 times...

She told me to give her 11" and make it hurt. So, I screwed her 3 times and popped her in the mouth.

[Godfather]

She told me to give her 11" and make it hurt. So, I screwed her 3 times and popped her in the mouth.

A girl once told me all she wanted was 10".

Good thing I have a 3" dick and a 7" tongue.

[dallaswareagle]

This is a park down from my house, there are two small ponds in here that are now one giant lake. From where the picture is taken all the way across was grass field. (Mrs Dallas is home today). More rain expected tonight.

 

[Godfather]

This is a park down from my house, there are two small ponds in here that are now one giant lake. From where the picture is taken all the way across was grass field. (Mrs Dallas is home today). More rain expected tonight.

Better hope it doesnt get into that lift station then you will really see some houston floaters.

[chinook]

This is a park down from my house, there are two small ponds in here that are now one giant lake. From where the picture is taken all the way across was grass field. (Mrs Dallas is home today). More rain expected tonight.

i guess you can always use your wife's funbags for flotation. 

[dallaswareagle]

i guess you can always use your wife's funbags for flotation.

I hope I don't remember that when I am playing with them tonight and chuckle.

[dallaswareagle]

Better hope it doesnt get into that lift station then you will really see some houston floaters.

I always wondered what that was.   

[Tiger Wench]

Better hope it doesnt get into that lift station then you will really see some houston floaters.

That's funny, but he's in Dallas.