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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2015, 02:37:37 PM »
Do we have to wear those heavy and bulky leather jackets, or can we get by with a vest? It's about to be summer and I hate being all sweaty and junk.
We can vote but I was thinking that maybe most of us have an old (or new in some cases) Member's Only jacket we could rip the sleeves off and put our insignia on. A tiger with a big X would look cool. I don't know what percent we'd be. I guess it depends on what the percentage applies.
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2015, 02:42:43 PM »
If we can get him back in the gang, Chad will handle the percentages.
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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2015, 02:43:21 PM »
What should be the drug we push?   My vote is on Molly, we should get ahead of the curve.  Heroin is so 2014...
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« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2015, 02:51:09 PM »
What should be the drug we push?   My vote is on Molly, we should get ahead of the curve.  Heroin is so 2014...


I say we push Viagra, We could make a killing in over 50 market. And I could get a discount.
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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2015, 02:59:58 PM »

I say we push Viagra, We could make a killing in over 50 market. And I could get a discount.

I'm thinking a little more rogue like injections. I've been hearing on JOX....I mean, my connection has the skinny on some real mean shit.
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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2015, 03:10:33 PM »
Some great ideas guys. Keep brainstorming.

One area I'm def leaning toward is porn. We could make the movies and even act in them! I'd like to get some girls in the movies though. Not just us. That might be a hurdle but we can figure that out later.
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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2015, 03:13:32 PM »
Some great ideas guys. Keep brainstorming.

One area I'm def leaning toward is porn. We could make the movies and even act in them! I'd like to get some girls in the movies though. Not just us. That might be a hurdle but we can figure that out later.

No question.  Eventually, we'd need to work some girls into it.
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« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2015, 03:14:09 PM »

I say we push Viagra, We could make a killing in over 50 market. And I could get a discount.

I'm thinking a little more rogue like injections. I've been hearing on JOX....I mean, my connection has the skinny on some real mean shit.


Either way and I don't think our clientele could kick our ass. At least not some of us. 
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« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2015, 03:15:12 PM »
wow.  thanks for dumbing the X another notch with this thread.
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« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2015, 03:18:02 PM »
No question.  Eventually, we'd need to work some girls into it.


Let's start with that part. Don't want our first title to be ,  "Snaggle at Sauage-fest funnin"
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« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2015, 03:24:32 PM »
We are all gonna need gangster names.
Yours is 9 Iron
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« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2015, 03:27:50 PM »
wow.  thanks for dumbing the X another notch with this thread.

We hit rock bottom long ago.
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« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2015, 03:29:01 PM »
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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2015, 03:38:46 PM »
wow.  thanks for dumbing the X another notch with this thread.
We hit rock bottom long ago.

I just ran the calculations and came up with a 32.33 (repeating of course) percent chance that moment occurred on December 20, 2007, at 11:10:22 PM
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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2015, 03:40:07 PM »
I just ran the calculations and came up with a 32.33 (repeating of course) percent chance that moment occurred on December 20, 2007, at 11:10:22 PM

That's a little over half.
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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2015, 03:40:50 PM »
Yours is 9 Iron


Can't I be Long driver?

Yours would be Corporate Cocksman. 
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« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2015, 03:43:25 PM »
Your porn name would be the name of your childhood pet, along with the name of the street where you grew up.


Per the internets.

or

http://pr0nname.com/   
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« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2015, 03:48:32 PM »
Your porn name would be the name of your childhood pet, along with the name of the street where you grew up.


Per the internets.

I got Lexx Hymen off porn name generator.  The pet and street name wouldn't really have any umph.

Duffy Warrenton.  I don't think so.
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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2015, 03:51:00 PM »

Can't I be Long driver?

Yours would be Corporate Cocksman.
I ran the Long driver name by your wife. She laughed and recommended "Mulligan" as an alternative.

9 Iron sounded tougher and Mulligan would make folks think we allow Irish into the gang.
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Re: X biker gang
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2015, 04:06:54 PM »
I ran the Long driver name by your wife. She laughed and recommended "Mulligan" as an alternative.

9 Iron sounded tougher and Mulligan would make folks think we allow Irish into the gang.


I'll have a talk with her tonight, I thought she just laughed when it was me and her.
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