X biker gang

[WiregrassTiger]

This biker war out in Tx got me thinking and I want to gauge your interest in starting an X biker gang.

I don't actually have a motorbike but I figure I could just drive my Lexus and meet up with those of you who do. I don't do tattoos but I like drugs and can pistol whip a bitch with the best of them.

We could mix it up and rumble with the outlaws and coonsacks, or whoever it is that wants to try us. I'm sure we'd be a really tough looking group of guys so we probably couldn't get many takers on a rumble.

I will work on the charter if any are interested.

[Snaggletiger]

This biker war out in Tx got me thinking and I want to gauge your interest in starting an X biker gang.

I don't actually have a motorbike but I figure I could just drive my Lexus and meet up with those of you who do. I don't do tattoos but I like drugs and can pistol whip a bitch with the best of them.

We could mix it up and rumble with the outlaws and coonsacks, or whoever it is that wants to try us. I'm sure we'd be a really tough looking group of guys so we probably couldn't get many takers on a rumble.

I will work on the charter if any are interested.

Did you just say "coonsacks"?

[djsimp]

This biker war out in Tx got me thinking and I want to gauge your interest in starting an X biker gang.

I don't actually have a motorbike but I figure I could just drive my Lexus and meet up with those of you who do. I don't do tattoos but I like drugs and can pistol whip a bitch with the best of them.

We could mix it up and rumble with the outlaws and coonsacks, or whoever it is that wants to try us. I'm sure we'd be a really tough looking group of guys so we probably couldn't get many takers on a rumble.

I will work on the charter if any are interested.

All long as our crib, club or whatever has wifi capabilities then I am down with it.

[Snaggletiger]

Do they have a Starbuck's in Waco?

[Pell City Tiger]

Do we have to wear those heavy and bulky leather jackets, or can we get by with a vest? It's about to be summer and I hate being all sweaty and junk.

[smooth_operator]

I don't understand what is so intimidating about motorcycle gangs. Yeah all that leather is cute but your whole shtick is riding around in the second most vulnerable mode of transport known to man after the horse and buggy. It doesn't have to be a rival gang, your whole crew can get taken out by a befuddled octogenarian looking for the macy's exit.

I always figured if we started having trouble with one around here we would just quietly go around removing all the "look twice save a life" signs and let the problem sort itself out naturally.

[dallaswareagle]

Do we have to wear those heavy and bulky leather jackets, or can we get by with a vest? It's about to be summer and I hate being all sweaty and junk.

I think a Gus vest with maybe a few skulls would be pretty badass.

[Catphish Tilly]

Helmets mess my hair up plus I get a little nervous leaning into turns on my Trek anyway soooo, if it's cool, I'll just carpool with my mom to our meetings.

[Pell City Tiger]

Instead of a skull on our patch, we could have a skeleton napping in a lawn chair. We could call our gang "Son's of Mediocrity".

[djsimp]

Instead of a skull on our patch, we could have a skeleton napping in a lawn chair. We could call our gang "Son's of Mediocrity".

Yeah, and lets make sure any table meetings we have consist of BBQ and beer along shutting down before dark.

[djsimp]

X gang drive-by.

[Snaggletiger]

I have got to get my Schwinn Scooter out of the shop.

[dallaswareagle]

We are all gonna need gangster names.

[Tiger Wench]

I want Buzz to be my Old Lady.

[Snaggletiger]

Can we shoot pool and come up with a cool initiation for new members?

Wait, we've already got one.  But what if they don't have a dog?

[dallaswareagle]

Can we shoot pool everybody in a city and not get caught and come up with a cool initiation for new members?

Wait, we've already got one.  But what if they don't have a dog?

My bad thats already been done.

[The Six]

I will bring the Mead.

[wesfau2]

I don't understand what is so intimidating about motorcycle gangs. Yeah all that leather is cute but your whole shtick is riding around in the second most vulnerable mode of transport known to man after the horse and buggy. It doesn't have to be a rival gang, your whole crew can get taken out by a befuddled octogenarian looking for the macy's exit.

I always figured if we started having trouble with one around here we would just quietly go around removing all the "look twice save a life" signs and let the problem sort itself out naturally.

Leonard Smalls says you can eat a dick.

[Buzz Killington]

I want Buzz to be my Old Lady.

I will look pretty badass on the back of your trike.  Gives me the chance to flex for the other wimmenz.

[dallaswareagle]

I will look pretty badass on the back of your trike.  Gives me the chance to flex for the other wimmenz.