Corch Mal-uh-zan was in the Wiregrass spewing forth insider info and I know your prodigious ass was there.
Spill it.
Pretty intriguing stuff. A few noteworthy tidbits:
*Jeremy Johnson tore a biceps muscle in the last practice after the Spring game. Not too serious and they expect him back by game 2 or 3. Has complete confidence in White to run the show.
*Roc Thomas earned the #1 spot at RB. Barber appears to be #2. He kind of alluded to Robinson having some "issues" but in typical Malzahn fashion, he didn't say much. Skuttlebutt around the place was grades.
*Really happy with the way the defense progressed overall in the Spring. 100% certain Muschamp was the "right guy at the right time". Made mention that CWM has a few tricks up his sleeve and we may see some crazy formations to throw opposing offenses off their game, including 11 man fronts.
*Said Duke is the guy that keeps it lively in the locker room. Loves to give wedgies and towel pops when guys are coming out of the shower. Even put about a 3" welp on Chandler Cox' right thigh. The guys got a big laugh out of it and pinned Cox down while Duke gave him a Noogie. Should be a fun season.
*Malzahn wasn't really surprised by the Elijah Daniel thing. He had a Rolex go missing last season after he had some players over for BBQ and a pool party. Two weeks ago, his Dr. Dre Beats headphones disappeared as well. Pretty sure that problem has been solved but doubts he'll ever see his Beats again.
*CGM was pretty funny and candid talking about other teams around the league. Said beating Mizzou in the 2013 SECCG was a done deal before it even started. Said the majority of their players were more concerned with staying high and wondering who would be next to "come out" in the locker room. They actually took it easy on Pinkel because Gus knew he had an out of control locker room and he has a lot of respect for Gary.
*He said Jameis Winston was not the most upstanding citizen in college football but then, the whole world knew that already. Said he was certain he had a deal in place for Winston to throw the MNC game and had already fronted half the $$$. But of course, Winston double-crossed him. He sais he really learned from that one but it's all part of the growth process in becoming a great head coach in this league.
*Gus also said he wondered where Snaggles was. Apparently, this was over an hour away from Dothan and Snags knew nothing of it. But he feels certain Snags will be ready for the next one.