I would hate to be the one to clean up the broadcast booth after Musburger finishes calling the bammer game. There are going to be semen-stained Kleenex all over the floor next to an empty bottle of lotion. I wonder if he uses a houndstooth hat to cover his miniscule weenie while he is jacking off to the bammer fight song...
bammer is to Musberger what Tebow is to Verne Lundquist - sexual fantasy material and a guaranteed boner.