Blumpkins will solve any marital fights.
Will have the "pleasure" of watching him perform live for the second time in my life this Saturday. The first he opened for Hank Jr at a homecoming concert in Big Dipshit Stadium in Tuscaloosa back in the 80s. He was good. Hank Jr was by far the worst concert I've ever endured. Even all the baby bocephuses in that hillbilly crowd were booing by the end.
But you have to lay on the floor to get low enough for 's kiddy-sized potty.........