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Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2015, 12:39:52 PM »

Not right now.

Godfather · « **Reply #21 on:** April 28, 2015, 12:42:40 PM »

Quote from: Catphish Tilly on April 28, 2015, 12:39:52 PM

Not right now.

Apparently your fiancÃ© doesn't have standards.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #22 on:** April 28, 2015, 12:44:44 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2015, 11:10:54 AM

Here's my advice for game day after a mixed marriage: Sit apart. Sit with your own kind. Do not watch together. It's cute while you are dating, but afterwards, the game can become a tangible means of expressing all the stresses and issues which are always present in even the best of marriages. Especially if there is alcohol involved, and well, she is a corndog...

Post game, winner gives the loser a kiss, and then it is never spoken of again.

She is beautiful, and I am thrilled for you. Best wishes, hon.

Hey thanks, TW. Always with the sage advice and spot on.

We've made it through a couple so far...the first being 2013. I was still trying to win her over then, so I spent all game demonstrating my patience and calm demeanor by biting my lip and internally crying as AU wet the bed on a rainy Baton Rouge night. Last year was a whole lot of payback.

This year? Well... at least we have our mutual disdain for bama to fall back on. She's learned a lot about the true nature of the beast since moving to the 'ham.

The Six · « **Reply #23 on:** April 28, 2015, 12:44:53 PM »

Does soon-to-be Mrs. Catfish have a name or are we to refer to her as Catfish's Corndog?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #24 on:** April 28, 2015, 01:02:16 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad! on April 28, 2015, 12:59:46 PM

Guys, He really is a good lover. Believe it.

Snags, can you confirm?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #25 on:** April 28, 2015, 01:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Catphish Tilly on April 28, 2015, 12:44:44 PM

This year? Well... at least we have our mutual disdain for bama to fall back on. She's learned a lot about the true nature of the beast since moving to the 'ham.

That's what we say when we get the inevitable question "We both hate bammer, so that works out. We teach our kids to say "Go Tigers" and that works out. And we watch the game separately, so yeah, that works out too." I also always make a point to openly support LSU any other time - if LSU losing helps Auburn, I just keep my thoughts to myself. Marriage is a compromise - it doesn't hurt you to do the little things to make your partner happy, but you don't have to share what you are thinking either...

It's pretty funny to watch when they realize for themselves what absolute fucktards bammers are - it wasn't just you the AU fan hating on a rival, it's the gorram truth. My corndog is firmly in the "Avoid the rush, hate bammer early" crowd now.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2015, 01:18:23 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 28, 2015, 01:02:16 PM

Snags, can you confirm?

Depends on how much he's had to drink.

Kaos · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2015, 01:33:00 PM »

It can be done. I've come to be a second-hand LSU fan as long as it doesn't mess us up. Even went to their bowl game against Notre Dame this year and had no qualms about being on the bayou bandwagon.

Got the shirt to prove it.

I look good in purple.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2015, 02:04:14 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 28, 2015, 01:18:23 PM

Depends on how much he's had to drink.

Sorry to burst your bubble Snags but it was a lot that night.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2015, 02:34:46 PM »

Quote from: The Six on April 28, 2015, 10:44:55 AM

Congrats. She looks like a sweetie. Best wishes.

Dude, I was wondering when the first rude and tactless comment would come from someone on here re Cat's new fiancÃ©. How she tastes is of absolutely no concern to you.

However, even if I would have wondered the same thing, I have way too much class than to actually say it.

Have some damn pride in yourself.

So, you think sweet and not sweet and sour, huh?

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2015, 03:01:12 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 28, 2015, 02:34:46 PM

Dude, I was wondering when the first rude and tactless comment would come from someone on here re Cat's new fiancÃ©. How she tastes is of absolutely no concern to you.

However, even if I would have wondered the same thing, I have way too much class than to actually say it.

Have some damn pride in yourself.

So, you think sweet and not sweet and sour, huh?

Dude c'mon.

She's from Louisiana, not Asia.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2015, 03:24:57 PM »

Quote from: Catphish Tilly on April 28, 2015, 03:01:12 PM

Dude c'mon.

She's from Louisiana, not Asia.

She tastes like a large rodent?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2015, 04:09:00 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 28, 2015, 03:24:57 PM

She tastes like a large rodent?

No, she smells like a corn dog!

Congrats, Catfish!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2015, 04:37:47 PM »

I guess technically, a large rodent could smell like a corn dog. Although I wouldn't marry either one. But looking at the pics of Cats bride to be, rodent really doesn't come to mind. Neither does a corn dog. Now...puttin' that on a plate and soppin' it up with a biscuit...yeah, that definitely comes to mind.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #34 on:** April 28, 2015, 04:44:45 PM »

I'm married to an LSU chick. Fun times!

We don't watch the games together because she is almost as obnoxious as me. But I'll be damned if either one of us keep our mouth shut at any point afterwords. That shit just builds resentment. You got to let it out. The only two times we watched was last year when we thought Auburn was going to blow them out...and we did. And then in 2012 when we thought LSU was going to blow us out and they did. If it's competitive? Not watching together. But I talk some shit over a text though...

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #35 on:** April 28, 2015, 04:48:56 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on April 28, 2015, 04:44:45 PM

I'm married to an LSU chick. Fun times!

We don't watch the games together because she is almost as obnoxious as me. But I'll be damned if either one of us keep our mouth shut at any point afterwords. That shit just builds resentment. You got to let it out. The only two times we watched was last year when we thought Auburn was going to blow them out...and we did. And then in 2012 when we thought LSU was going to blow us out and they did. If it's competitive? Not watching together. But I talk some shit over a text though...

I hate people who talk shit via text or on the Internet.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #36 on:** April 28, 2015, 04:50:26 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 28, 2015, 04:37:47 PM

I guess technically, a large rodent could smell like a corn dog. Although I wouldn't marry either one. But looking at the pics of Cats bride to be, rodent really doesn't come to mind. Neither does a corn dog. Now...puttin' that on a plate and soppin' it up with a biscuit...yeah, that definitely comes to mind.

What about doing it like nutria do it? Does that cross your mind, you sicko, twisted, perverted and dirty old man?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #37 on:** April 28, 2015, 04:58:11 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 28, 2015, 04:50:26 PM

What about doing it like nutria do it? Does that cross your mind, you sicko, twisted, perverted and dirty old man?

HEY...HEY...HEY, watch yourself. I am NOT twisted.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2015, 05:06:36 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on April 28, 2015, 04:44:45 PM

shoot just builds resentment. You got to let it out.

I'm a big fan of letting out the resentment.

DnATL · « **Reply #39 on:** April 28, 2015, 06:55:59 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on April 28, 2015, 10:50:32 AM

OK. Why does the first pic look like you are standing on a box?

That was from a couple years ago, then she had a growth spurt at age 14...