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Catphish Tilly · « **on:** April 28, 2015, 09:26:10 AM »

...but screw it. I got engaged this weekend. To a corndog. I know there is at least one poster-ette on this board who can sympathize with my future plight. The rest of you can deposit your wedding/sympathy gifts directly to my PayPal account.

But in all serious, she's a good sport to put up with my dumbass.

nb4: run, idiot, mistake, gfy, why, & horrible photoshops.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:32:38 AM »

Congrats, man.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:37:24 AM »

You volunteered pictures of yourself...and your fiance.

To this crowd.

Your children might have a chance if your wife is a rocket surgeon.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:39:53 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 28, 2015, 09:37:24 AM

You volunteered pictures of yourself...and your fiance.

I didn't have any lying around of my mustang.

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:40:07 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 28, 2015, 09:37:24 AM

You volunteered pictures of yourself...and your fiance.

To this crowd.

Your children might have a chance if your wife is a rocket surgeon.

Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:42:38 AM »

Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Catphish. Way to think it through.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:56:18 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 28, 2015, 09:42:38 AM

Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Catphish. Way to think it through.

Firstly, thanks. Secondly, that was an ever present thought in the back of my mind as I worked diligently to counterbalance that equation throughout my 20's.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:06:39 AM »

Congrats! And nice vest.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:10:56 AM »

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First, congrats. Next, aiight, since everyone thusfar has been too much of a pussy to say this, let me be the first as your close friend and confidant on this board to say, dude, she is smoking hot. And, I'm very serious when I say that if you ever need anyone to look after her like when you need to go out of town on business, travel to Europe, get drafted and must go to war....dude call me. Seriously, I mean it. I will look after her because you mean that much to me. And now, so does she.

PS, Thanks for the pics. I will be utilizing these.

! have to say, !'m sure glad you dec!ded to come back to the board AUChizad!... You're fr!endsh!p and !nsight are a major reason ! frequent !t as often as ! do.

Now if we could just get rid of that nuisance WT... that guy is a real dick sometimes.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:11:24 AM »

Hey man, congrats! You are better looking than I thoug...I mean, she's a beautiful girl.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:32:17 AM »

Here's my lessons on 13 years of marriage.

You can be right, or you can be happy. They are mutually exclusive. Enjoy.

Godfather · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:35:03 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 28, 2015, 10:32:17 AM

Here's my lessons on 13 years of marriage.

You can be right, or you can be happy. They are mutually exclusive. Enjoy.

I'm married with kids, do I look happy to you?

The Six · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:44:55 AM »

Congrats. She looks like a sweetie. Best wishes.

AWK · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:49:44 AM »

You are a brave man. Congrats... I really don't have much else to add, so I will leave you with this:

Surveys prove, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

CCTAU · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:50:32 AM »

OK. Why does the first pic look like you are standing on a box? I'm thinking Photoshop and she really looks like Shelby's cousin Belinda!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:56:27 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 28, 2015, 10:35:03 AM

I'm married with kids, do I look happy to you?

Well, see. Blue's dead. Frank's divorced. I lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass. And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school, and you're not even gonna help them.

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2015, 11:08:40 AM »

She is pretty hot, what is she doing with your ugly ass?

Got any naked pics? Want some?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2015, 11:10:54 AM »

Here's my advice for game day after a mixed marriage: Sit apart. Sit with your own kind. Do not watch together. It's cute while you are dating, but afterwards, the game can become a tangible means of expressing all the stresses and issues which are always present in even the best of marriages. Especially if there is alcohol involved, and well, she is a corndog...

Post game, winner gives the loser a kiss, and then it is never spoken of again.

She is beautiful, and I am thrilled for you. Best wishes, hon.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2015, 12:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 28, 2015, 11:08:40 AM

She is pretty hot, what is she doing with your ugly ass?

Got any naked pics? Want some?

Well, I'm a pretty good cook and an even better lover. I'm also a good photographer so heck yeah we should compare pictu...hey wait a minute.

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2015, 12:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Catphish Tilly on April 28, 2015, 12:26:41 PM

Well, I'm a pretty good cook and an even better lover. I'm also a good photographer so heck yeah we should compare pictu...hey wait a minute.

Ah but can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?