The long arm of the Saban...

[CCTAU]

We all figured this would go away quietly. Well, pffttt. It gone:

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20150423/news/150429750

[Snaggletiger]

Not a surprise.  I'm 99.456% sure a settlement was made.  Civil cases are dismissed for a variety of reasons; however, the most common are settlements between the parties, which are normally confidential, or the case is tossed after a motion for summary judgment and hearing on that motion.  If they had a hearing on SJ motion, there would be an Order from the Judge stating something to the effect of "After hearing oral arguments from the parties and considering the evidence...defendant's motion for SJ is granted and case dismissed."  Public record. We would know about it.

While you won't hear about any settlement publically and it may appear that Lord Saybinz and family got away without a blemish, that's usually how it's handled and somebody paid the girl who got bitch slapped by Ms. Sabanette, a bunch of $$$.

[CCTAU]

Not a surprise.  I'm 99.456% sure a settlement was made.  Civil cases are dismissed for a variety of reasons; however, the most common are settlements between the parties, which are normally confidential, or the case is tossed after a motion for summary judgment and hearing on that motion.  If they had a hearing on SJ motion, there would be an Order from the Judge stating something to the effect of "After hearing oral arguments from the parties and considering the evidence...defendant's motion for SJ is granted and case dismissed."  Public record. We would know about it.

While you won't hear about any settlement publically and it may appear that Lord Saybinz and family got away without a blemish, that's usually how it's handled and somebody paid the girl who got bitch slapped by Ms. Sabanette, a bunch of $$$.

I tend to think that the girl's daddy stepped in and said she deserved it....roh tahd..tickets for life!

[Snaggletiger]

I tend to think that the girl's daddy stepped in and said she deserved it....roh tahd..tickets for life!

Well, it is Tuscaloosa...so there's that too.

Alabama Code 16-1-2015 was passed by the Legislature recently and has been coined the "My Daughter Started It/Deserved What She Got" bill.

[WiregrassTiger]

Not a surprise.  I'm 99.456% sure a settlement was made.  Civil cases are dismissed for a variety of reasons; however, the most common are settlements between the parties, which are normally confidential, or the case is tossed after a motion for summary judgment and hearing on that motion.  If they had a hearing on SJ motion, there would be an Order from the Judge stating something to the effect of "After hearing oral arguments from the parties and considering the evidence...defendant's motion for SJ is granted and case dismissed."  Public record. We would know about it.

While you won't hear about any settlement publically and it may appear that Lord Saybinz and family got away without a blemish, that's usually how it's handled and somebody paid the girl who got bitch slapped by Ms. Sabanette, a bunch of $$$.

All over a Facebooks post.

Hypothetical here. Could you sue me for posting on here that I know for a fact that you like to make it with underage black boys? Or, that you contracted the goat herpes when you were a teenager?

Or, if I were to mention that you were caught wacking someone's willy in a theater and that you have a drug problem?

Just how does it work? Could you sue me for getting on here and telling about those incidents, if I were to?

[Snaggletiger]

All over a Facebooks post.

Hypothetical here. Could you sue me for posting on here that I know for a fact that you like to make it with underage black boys? Or, that you contracted the goat herpes when you were a teenager?

Or, if I were to mention that you were caught wacking someone's willy in a theater and that you have a drug problem?

Just how does it work? Could you sue me for getting on here and telling about those incidents, if I were to?

I could sue you but the one absolute defense to a claim of defamation is if the allegations you made are true.  In this case...yeah, I'd probably lose.

[CCTAU]

All over a Facebooks post.

Hypothetical here. Could you sue me for posting on here that I know for a fact that you like to make it with underage black boys? Or, that you contracted the goat herpes when you were a teenager?

Or, if I were to mention that you were caught wacking someone's willy in a theater and that you have a drug problem?

Just how does it work? Could you sue me for getting on here and telling about those incidents, if I were to?

No. I would have to whip your ass and then you would have to sue me for whipping dat ass.

Or you might just pay extra for that kind of thing. It's all in legal speak. I don't have time to explain it all here.

[WiregrassTiger]

No. I would have to whip your ass and then you would have to sue me for whipping dat ass.

Or you might just pay extra for that kind of thing. It's all in legal speak. I don't have time to explain it all here.

Are you trying to say you want some of my ass? Get in line.

Having a nice ass isn't as cool as some of you may think sometimes.

[Snaggletiger]

[CCTAU]

Are you trying to say you want some of my ass? Get in line.

Having a nice ass isn't as cool as some of you may think sometimes.

It is a burden. But I have lived with it this long. I can make it the rest of the way.

[Buzz Killington]

What color Mercedes does she get?!?