34? There must be some lying or a mistake. This mofo ain't 34. One of the more crotchety and intolerable humans on earth is only 34? Yeah, sure.
I have dingleberries older than that.
If its so, Bloody Mary drinks to everyone on me. With xtra tomato juice.
But srsly, Happy Birthday, assuming you're not lying about that. Look me up and I'll show you my dick.