The man behind the Cat

Godfather · « **on:** April 22, 2015, 12:32:34 PM »

Happy 34th

Birthday to the lord of the antithesis Kaptain Kaos.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2015, 12:40:09 PM »

Happy Happy Tomato Boy. Y'all better check that driver's license. 34?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2015, 12:43:28 PM »

To your femine side. Happy birfday.

The Six · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2015, 12:56:09 PM »

Happy Birthday. Go assault some Bammer at your local Target to celebrate.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2015, 01:01:13 PM »

Have a good one. Try not to go all apoplectic on someone today.

CCTAU · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2015, 01:12:51 PM »

That's right Lucius, "you can't trust the older generation".

Keep fighting the power. Happy birthday.

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2015, 01:17:34 PM »

Happy birthday. Use this day to not be so apologetic. It's your special day and you don't have to spend it making sure everyone is comfortable or bowing to their opinions, for once.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2015, 01:38:08 PM »

34? There must be some lying or a mistake. This mofo ain't 34. One of the more crotchety and intolerable humans on earth is only 34? Yeah, sure.

I have dingleberries older than that.

If its so, Bloody Mary drinks to everyone on me. With xtra tomato juice.

But srsly, Happy Birthday, assuming you're not lying about that. Look me up and I'll show you my dick.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2015, 01:41:17 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 22, 2015, 01:38:08 PM

If its so, Bloody Mary drinks to everyone on me. With xtra tomato juice.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka
Blessed are you among cocktails
Pray for me now, in the hour of my death
Which I hope is soon.

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2015, 01:52:33 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 22, 2015, 01:41:17 PM

Bloody Mary, full of vodka
Blessed are you among cocktails
Pray for me now, in the hour of my death
Which I hope is soon.

Wes....Wes....Wes....Wes....Wes....Wes...Wes

DANGER ZONE!

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2015, 01:56:19 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 22, 2015, 01:41:17 PM

Bloody Mary, full of vodka
Blessed are you among cocktails
Pray for me now, in the hour of my death
Which I hope is soon.

Best sex i've ever had. That includes Europe, Lana, and my Brazilian au pair.

Godfather · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2015, 02:07:49 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 22, 2015, 01:56:19 PM

Best sex i've ever had. That includes Europe, Lana, and my Brazilian au pair.

You want ants? Cause that's how you get ants!

bgreene · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2015, 03:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 22, 2015, 01:52:33 PM

Wes....Wes....Wes....Wes....Wes....Wes...Wes

DANGER ZONE!

Classic Archer

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2015, 03:19:33 PM »

Here's hoping you have a tomatoless burger and no bammer encounter today. Unless you feel like setting someone on fire and running them over with your car.

jmar · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2015, 05:46:06 PM »

Happy Birthday! Gonna take a guess that you're 48 or 49 today.

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2015, 05:54:49 PM »

I'm 50-something.

Pretty good day I guess.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2015, 07:12:20 PM »

Happy birthday! May your sandwiches be tomato free!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2015, 10:15:16 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad! on April 22, 2015, 06:20:07 PM

And, "thanks for all of the wonderful birthday wishes. You guys are too kind"?

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttt..................

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:29:31 PM »

I bought you a strip of acid and a pound of tomatoes. For your birthday, you get to watch them dance with glee.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2015, 12:53:37 AM »

Happy birthday, you lying sack of tomato poop. 34, my smoking hot ass.

Hope you got to mock a bammer today.