'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

[Catphish Tilly]

Front page news.

[Buzz Killington]

Don't they at least have somebody that can tailor a suit for him?  Somebody that loves to measure the inseams of young men?  Somebody that loves Hibachis?

[Snaggletiger]

Spring is here and Nick Saban's Gray Suit Warehouse has officially contracted SPRING FEVER. (insert echo box)  For a limited time only at Nick Saban's Gray Suit Warehouse, it's a 3 for 1 BLOWOUT! (Again with the echo's)  Buy any 3 gray suits at Nick Saban's Gray Suit Warehouse and get a Nick Saban signature pink blazer absolutely FREEEEEE. (You get the idea)

 

[dallaswareagle]

I wish I could find a way to wipe my ass with the internets.

[Pell City Tiger]

It's amazing how a guy that makes as much money as this jackass does dresses like a bus station bum.