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the cool mom
« on: April 16, 2015, 01:36:40 AM »
http://myfox8.com/2015/04/15/georgia-mother-accused-of-hosting-naked-twister-party-for-teen-daughter-sex-with-daughters-friends/

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Rachel Lynn Lenhardt, 35, of Evans, Ga., is charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Lenhardt’s Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor went to police after being told of the party by Lenhardt, WSB-TV reports.

The sponsor said Lenhardt told her she was four days sober when she lost custody of her five children — ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16 — on April 6.

Lenhardt said her children were with their father when her 16-year-old daughter texted her asking if she could come over “to party.” Lenhardt reportedly replied, “Come on, let’s party.”

The sponsor told police Lenhardt allowed a group of minors to drink alcohol and smoke marijuana at her home.

The mother of five then told the sponsor she played “naked Twister” with the group in her living room. While the group was still playing, she said she had sex with an 18-year-old in the bathroom.

The naked party continued in the home’s hot tub, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Later, when Lenhardt was sleeping in her bed, she said she awoke to find someone having sex with her.

Lenhardt said she initially thought it was the 18-year-old, but then realized it was her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend, according to the Augusta Jail Report.

Lenhardt also told her sponsor she had shown her daughter pornographic photos, including photos of her and her current boyfriend having sex.

The sponsor told investigators Lenhardt has admitted to being a “sexual deviant” and “porn addict.”

Sheriff’s Capt. Steve Morris said no sexual crime charges were being filed because 16 is the legal age of consent in Georgia.

Lenhardt was released on $3,200 bond from the Columbia County Jail.
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Re: the cool mom
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2015, 06:32:25 AM »
That wasn't nearly as graphic as I was hoping for thought it would be.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2015, 07:02:50 AM »
That wasn't nearly as graphic as I was hoping for thought it would be.
Agreed. Smoothie needs to get out more. This sounds like my typical Friday night.
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Re: the cool mom
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2015, 08:44:24 AM »


Jeez...not half bad...
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2015, 09:00:01 AM »
Sounds like her sponsor is missing out on a great opportunity.
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Re: the cool mom
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2015, 10:15:56 AM »
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The sponsor told investigators Lenhardt has admitted to being a “sexual deviant” and “porn addict.”
And the problem is?
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2015, 10:48:46 AM »
And the problem is?

That she is not a member of the X
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2015, 10:52:08 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2015, 02:35:46 PM »
The sponsor told investigators Lenhardt has admitted to being a “sexual deviant” and “porn addict.”

What constitutes a sexual deviant today?

Everything has been legalized. So is this really a thing?
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Re: the cool mom
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2015, 03:11:19 PM »
What constitutes a sexual deviant today?

Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
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Re: the cool mom
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2015, 03:13:57 PM »
What constitutes a sexual deviant today?
Someone with a fantasy of dressing up as the Easter Bunny and
jackhammering someone else dressed as Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart?

I'm just throwing out a wild guess here though.
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2015, 03:31:45 PM »
Someone with a fantasy of dressing up as the Easter Bunny and
jackhammering someone else dressed as Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart?

I'm just throwing out a wild guess here though.

Whew!  If you had said the Maryland Terrapin instead of Mickey Mouse, I would think you must have gotten my diary somehow.
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Re: the cool mom
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2015, 06:33:20 PM »
What constitutes a sexual deviant today?

Everything has been legalized. So is this really a thing?

There are a number of silly "sodomy" laws still on the books across the US.
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Re: the cool mom
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2015, 10:39:50 PM »
Where were these teachers and parents while I was growing up?
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2015, 08:03:07 AM »
There are a number of silly "sodomy" laws still on the books across the US.
And I'm sure you were "framed" on each and every count that you've been charged.
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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2015, 09:02:16 AM »
Where were these teachers and parents while I was growing up?

They weren't in northeast Jefferson County, AL.  This much I know.
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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2015, 09:17:26 AM »
They weren't in northeast Jefferson County, AL.  This much I know.

OR maybe none of you were as good looking as her daughter's 16 year old boyfriend and I.
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« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2015, 09:19:44 AM »
OR maybe none of you were as good looking as her daughter's 16 year old boyfriend and I.

Unpossible
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