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It's early for the taint but not for the cake

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Buzz Killington

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It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« on: April 15, 2015, 08:48:03 AM »
Happy Birthday to our own caller of the taint!
Hope you have a lovelly one.
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2015, 09:05:14 AM »
Never too early for taint-cake, though.

Get all those returns filed today so you can celebrate appropriately tonight:  with a nice pinot and handjob from VV.
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2015, 09:10:11 AM »
Happy birthday fucker
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2015, 09:42:43 AM »
One    Birthday    At   A    Time
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2015, 09:48:17 AM »
Happy tax day.
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2015, 09:53:34 AM »
Happy birthday! I'm sending you a yeti strip-a-gram. She should be knocking on your door soon.

Enjoy!
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2015, 09:58:10 AM »
Happy birfday
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2015, 11:45:50 AM »
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2015, 12:24:21 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2015, 12:33:21 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2015, 02:03:21 PM »
Happy for to be birthday!
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2015, 02:09:48 PM »
They say its your brifday.
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2015, 02:11:08 PM »
Thanks Guys.  Old balls.
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2015, 02:25:29 PM »
Happy birthday, honey.  MWAH!
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2015, 02:34:34 PM »
Why is it I can get chastised for light porn and others get a free pass? #tits
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2015, 02:38:03 PM »
Quote from: jmar on April 15, 2015, 02:34:34 PM
Why is it I can get chastised for light porn and others get a free pass? #tits

He owns the board.  And your warn meter just got a pretty big spike, and deservedly so.
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2015, 02:42:53 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2015, 03:30:42 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: It's early for the taint but not for the cake
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2015, 03:42:05 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2015, 02:38:03 PM
He owns the board.  And your warn meter just got a pretty big spike, and deservedly so.
Happy Happy AWK but it's far better with some porn no matter the degree, wouldn't you say?
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