Catfish Gone Wrong

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2015, 03:44:30 PM »

Quote from: jmar on April 14, 2015, 03:18:41 PM

Probably a blessing to take the fracture now rather than get involved in a more painful, longterm relationship or marriage even. Wackjob and Bammer seems like a match made in heaven though.

Don't know how he got there, but that drive or greyhound is going to be a long trek back.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2015, 03:49:21 PM »

This is a cool story but I really don't get how it makes national news. If I had a dollar for every time that I had been hit in the head with a bat by a woman I met on the internet, I'd be like a gazillionaire.

Godfather · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2015, 04:08:57 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 14, 2015, 02:54:11 PM

Sizzap! I've found his MySpace profile.

https://myspace.com/heathcampbell

Dreams do come true!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2015, 04:24:38 PM »

What a douche, wearing his hat backward.

Godfather · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2015, 04:25:10 PM »

Quote from: chinook on April 14, 2015, 02:35:25 PM

CRAZY!

Godfather · « **Reply #25 on:** April 14, 2015, 04:35:37 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/samuelheath.campbell

Don't think your pic is right Chief.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #26 on:** April 14, 2015, 04:54:49 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 14, 2015, 04:35:37 PM

https://www.facebook.com/samuelheath.campbell

Don't think your pic is right Chief.

Looks like the same guy to me, just a little older and with a goatee. MySpace is kind of old anyway.

Adger has a population of 3,000. There can't be that many people there with the exact same name.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #27 on:** April 14, 2015, 04:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 14, 2015, 04:54:49 PM

Looks like the same guy to me, just a little older and with a goatee. MySpace is kind of old anyway.

Adger has a population of 3,000. There can't be that many people there with the exact same name.

Well, they may all have the same last name.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #28 on:** April 14, 2015, 05:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 14, 2015, 04:56:52 PM

Well, they may all have the same last name.

Are you implying that the average family tree in Adger is nothing more than a stick?

(if so, you're probably correct)

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #29 on:** April 15, 2015, 01:59:06 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 14, 2015, 04:54:49 PM

Looks like the same guy to me, just a little older and with a goatee. MySpace is kind of old anyway.

Adger has a population of 3,000. There can't be that many people there with the exact same name.

Holy crap. Go check out his FB friends list. If that ain't a bunch of bammer inbreds, I'll kiss bottomfeeder's ass. Or simp will in my place. Whatever.

Saniflush · « **Reply #30 on:** April 15, 2015, 07:07:12 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 14, 2015, 04:08:57 PM

Dreams do come true!

Keep your feet on the ground but keep reaching for the stars.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #31 on:** April 15, 2015, 08:07:01 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 15, 2015, 07:07:12 AM

Keep your feet on the ground but keep reaching for the stars.

This is one of my favorite sayings by Howard Stern.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #32 on:** April 15, 2015, 08:40:52 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 15, 2015, 08:07:01 AM

This is one of my favorite sayings by Howard Stern.

He's got a great dance and I can beat to it.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #33 on:** April 15, 2015, 10:05:28 AM »

Making your way across the country to meet some internet love nug, only to get popped on the noggin. A 2 year romance gone in one swing. That's got to be a huge blow to tbe psyche.

I wonder which of his attributes caused her to go all Joe Pesci on him?

jmar · « **Reply #34 on:** April 15, 2015, 10:18:11 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 15, 2015, 10:05:28 AM

Making your way across the country to meet some internet love nug, only to get popped on the noggin. A 2 year romance gone in one swing. That's got to be a huge blow to tbe psyche.

I wonder which of his attributes caused her to go all Joe Pesci on him?

He thought she was funny.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** April 15, 2015, 10:24:38 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 15, 2015, 10:05:28 AM

Making your way across the country to meet some internet love nug, only to get popped on the noggin. A 2 year romance gone in one swing. That's got to be a huge blow to tbe psyche.

I wonder which of his attributes caused her to go all Joe Pesci on him?

"I Heart Nick Saban" tattoo?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #36 on:** April 15, 2015, 10:30:39 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2015, 10:24:38 AM

"I Heart Nick Saban" tattoo?

"If I can't have you, Saban can't have you!" PDINK! (that's the sound of the aluminium bat making contact with his Neanderthal skull)

jmar · « **Reply #37 on:** April 15, 2015, 10:46:36 AM »

Maybe a little something like this initially.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #38 on:** April 15, 2015, 10:48:15 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 15, 2015, 10:05:28 AM

Making your way across the country to meet some internet love nug, only to get popped on the noggin. A 2 year romance gone in one swing. That's got to be a huge blow to tbe psyche.

I wonder which of his attributes caused her to go all Joe Pesci on him?

Few baseball teams should look at her.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #39 on:** April 15, 2015, 03:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2015, 01:59:06 AM

Holy crap. Go check out his FB friends list. If that ain't a bunch of bammer inbreds, I'll kiss bottomfeeder's ass. Or simp will in my place. Whatever.

Welp, you just ensured that we will have some little bottomfeeder's on the way. Thanks a lot.