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Happy birthday
« on: April 10, 2015, 02:43:29 PM »
Happy birthday, oldtiger! Have a great one, shipmate!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2015, 02:58:37 PM »
The Chief beat me to it - happy birthday, Texas friend!!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 03:02:59 PM »
happy birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 03:41:39 PM »
Studies have shown that people like you that have the most birthdays, live the longest.  Hope this is a good one.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 03:50:53 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2015, 03:52:51 PM »
HB OAUT
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2015, 05:15:24 PM »
Damn you are a old tiger. Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2015, 06:05:48 PM »
Ensure yourself a Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2015, 08:32:26 PM »
Have a Happy Birthday but remember that you didn't have any birthdays on your own, the government helped you. So saith Barry O.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2015, 02:00:41 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

What's that? You are NOT deaf. My bad.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2015, 04:41:00 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

What's that? You are NOT deaf. My bad.
He nod and smile like he hear.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2015, 04:47:34 PM »
Thanks guys, and you too Wen......can't say it, I will refer to you as Tiger Goddess from now on.
Made my day.

In fact any day I wake up is a good day.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2015, 10:03:38 PM »
Don't die.

Also, happy birthday!  Sorry for the belatedness...I was far too busy beating off to videos of men penetrating various fruits.
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