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The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:44:55 AM »
So it begins.  Birds beat the Cubs to open the season and start their trek to an All-Bird World Series. And just when you thought the dust had settled and everyone knows the Braves will lose 100 games....it appears they'll now lose 115. They just shipped Craig Kimbrel to the Padres. Oh wait, maybe it'll only be 100 because they included Melvin BJ Suckton in the deal. 

I sincerely hope there's a method to this madness because I can't recall a sell-off like this with any franchise in any sport.
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2015, 09:13:24 AM »
So yeah...I don't think the Braves can win right away this year.

btw...Heyward went 3 for 5 in his Cardinals debut.
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2015, 10:10:27 AM »
Snags, you totally fucked this shit up.  Wench is supposed to start this thread.
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2015, 10:25:30 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on April 06, 2015, 10:10:27 AM
Snags, you totally fucked this shit up.  Wench is supposed to start this thread.

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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2015, 10:27:53 AM »
The good news is that there will be plenty of corporate tickets floating around Atlanta this season.

Now to find out who has them and does not want them....
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2015, 11:04:46 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on April 06, 2015, 10:27:53 AM
The good news is that there will be plenty of corporate tickets floating around Atlanta this season.

Now to find out who has them and does not want them....

i have an inside track on tickets.   
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2015, 11:11:40 AM »
Next year is OUR year!
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2015, 11:26:50 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2015, 11:11:40 AM
Next year is OUR year!

Maybe they will have the bleachers finished by then, too.
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2015, 11:41:24 AM »
What is happening?  Thread is not started by who it should be.  Already calling for an all bird series when we have only seen two teams play and one bird team plays the Royals who owned their ass last year.   Ugh, now the damn Yankmes of New York will win it all.  Thanks a lot Snaggs.  That took balls that you don't have. 
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2015, 11:48:08 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on April 06, 2015, 11:26:50 AM
Maybe they will have the bleachers finished by then, too.

I wanted to see the Steve Bartman mural up there, but no such luck.
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2015, 11:59:45 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 06, 2015, 11:41:24 AM
What is happening?  Thread is not started by who it should be.  Already calling for an all bird series when we have only seen two teams play and one bird team plays the Royals who owned their ass last year.   Ugh, now the damn Yankmes of New York will win it all.  Thanks a lot Snaggs.  That took balls that you don't have.

I'd offer to jinx the Braves, but given the firesale they are having this year, that would be an improvement.
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2015, 03:51:07 PM »
You do realize the the BKG are gonna fuck the Bravos for this, don't you, Snaggie?

And probably get the other BKG to fuck Duke too.
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Re: The Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2015, 03:53:42 PM »
I am locking this bitch down for posterity.....and because my epenis is HUGE!
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