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The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #100 on: April 29, 2015, 01:47:19 AM »
Did I mention that the Astros are in first place in their division, 4 games ahead of the next closest team? 

And on a 5 game winning streak?

I know, it ain't gonna last and I probably jinxed it, but damn if it still ain't fun to type.

Whee.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #101 on: April 29, 2015, 07:36:25 AM »
Did I mention that the Astros are in first place in their division, 4 games ahead of the next closest team? 

And on a 5 game winning streak?

I know, it ain't gonna last and I probably jinxed it, but damn if it still ain't fun to type.

Whee.

Go gloat in some other universe.  I'm busy wallowing in self-pity and you're disturbing my severe state of depression.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #102 on: April 29, 2015, 07:38:14 AM »
Well, the rangers reacquired Josh Hamilton so we should drugs and alcohol back in the dugout.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #103 on: April 29, 2015, 07:41:16 AM »
Well, the rangers reacquired Josh Hamilton so we should drugs and alcohol back in the dugout.

Weren't they playing better when they had those things there before?


Okay then.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #104 on: April 29, 2015, 07:49:42 AM »
Well, the rangers reacquired Josh Hamilton so we should drugs and alcohol back in the dugout.

Weren't they playing better when they had those things there before?


Okay then.

Read/saw somewhere that last nights lineup had 7 people that were hitting below 200. I know drinking makes my golf game better.  Liquid Draw.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #105 on: April 29, 2015, 08:46:46 AM »
Let me be clear about something.


fudge Dan Uggla.  Well, let's give a big F.U. to the fine Braves pitching staff that blew a 10-2 lead to lose 13-12 to the Craptionals.  But a 3 run homer by Uggla in the 9th to win it? That pathetic little shoot had 5 RBI's on the night.  Know how many he had all of last year when the Braves were paying $189,884,934.00 per game of his salary?

10

Know what he hit in 3+ years with the Braves after collecting $12,337,995,002.00 kwazillion and increasing the National Debt by 14%?  .136 with 2 HR's and 13 RBI's.  The Braves are teh suck.  Even getting 12 runs and 18 hits....they lose.  But fudge that Ewok bastard. You're a multi-bwaskwillionaire for taking 3 years OFF!!!!!  You're a big part of the reason this franchise had to wholesale everyone and start over.

But I hear he's got a cool Brother-in-law, so there's that.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #106 on: April 29, 2015, 02:58:21 PM »
Go gloat in some other universe.  I'm busy wallowing in self-pity and you're disturbing my severe state of depression.

I'm more like the kid who fully expected a box of cotton granny panties for her birthday and instead got a pink pony pulling a trailer full of Godiva chocolates and hundred dollar bills.

Color me shocked.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #107 on: April 29, 2015, 03:08:34 PM »
I'm more like the kid who fully expected a box of cotton granny panties for her birthday and instead got a pink pony pulling a trailer full of Godiva chocolates and hundred dollar bills.

Color me shocked.

You use your mouth purtyer than a $20 whore.  Wait...you aren't you a $20 whore, are you?
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #108 on: April 29, 2015, 03:28:50 PM »
You use your mouth purtyer than a $20 whore.  Wait...you aren't you a $20 whore, are you?

She's at least a $50 one.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #109 on: April 29, 2015, 03:38:04 PM »
She's at least a $50 one.

I wouldn't even accept your phone call for $50.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #110 on: April 29, 2015, 03:55:48 PM »
I wouldn't even accept your phone call for $50.

Do you take credit cards?
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #111 on: April 29, 2015, 05:22:02 PM »
I wouldn't even accept your phone call for $50.

Gonna have to change my caller id to Nathan Fillion
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #112 on: April 29, 2015, 09:59:05 PM »
Do you take credit cards?

You just text me the number, expiration, billing zip and security code and I'll let you know.

Wait.  You got fifteen kids. You ain't got no damn credick.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #113 on: April 29, 2015, 10:21:42 PM »
Gawt dam Braves just gave up 13 runs for the second night in a row.  Has that ever happened?
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #114 on: April 29, 2015, 10:23:48 PM »
Gawt dam Braves just gave up 13 runs for the second night in a row.  Has that ever happened?

They are really gonna have to shore up their pitching before the NLCS begins.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #115 on: April 29, 2015, 10:24:35 PM »
They are really gonna have to shore up their pitching before the NLCS begins.

Don't you have some baby seals to club?
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #116 on: April 29, 2015, 11:44:53 PM »
The best off season acquisition by the Braves was a 47 year old catcher who basically came out of retirement.
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #117 on: April 30, 2015, 01:33:55 AM »
Gonna have to change my caller id to Nathan Fillion
You might be on to something.
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Tiger Wench

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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #118 on: April 30, 2015, 01:35:45 AM »
Did I mention that the Astros are in first place in their division, 4 games ahead of the next closest team? 

And on a 5 SIX game winning streak?

I know, it ain't gonna last and I probably jinxed it, but damn if it still ain't fun to type.

Whee.

Fixt.

So how are the Braves doing?  Now that we are in the AL, I don't keep track of the NL teams.  :pot:

*snicker*
« Last Edit: April 30, 2015, 01:38:04 AM by Tiger Wench »
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Re: The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #119 on: April 30, 2015, 09:18:40 AM »
You just text me the number, expiration, billing zip and security code and I'll let you know.

Wait.  You got fifteen kids. You ain't got no damn credick.

I almost slipped that one in......no pun intended.
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