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uat's Johnathan Taylor arrested Saturday Assault & Domestic Violence...shocking

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Agreed.  You people are supposed to entertain me.  And yes, I said you people.

Just don't refer to GWB as a monkey. You'll never hear the end of it!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Truthfully this is all BS. The girl's daddy said it was OK!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Good stuff. But, what's a sycophant? Know your audience.
Methinks it originated from a comment on another topic by our own Wench. Pretty crafty word sycophant. Been meaning to buy a dictionary so I can unerstand you folks.
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Good stuff. But, what's a sycophant? Know your audience.

Someone who wants to do sexual things to an elephant.  Lots of them are bammer fans, obviously. 

Since it has to do with sexual deviancy, I figured this crew already knew the meaning and would be able to quote movies about it.
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Someone who wants to do sexual things to an elephant.  Lots of them are bammer fans, obviously. 

Since it has to do with sexual deviancy, I figured this crew already knew the meaning and would be able to quote movies about it.
Do you do drugs Danny?
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Someone who wants to do sexual things to an elephant.  Lots of them are bammer fans, obviously. 

Since it has to do with sexual deviancy, I figured this crew already knew the meaning and would be able to quote movies about it.
Damn... you are attractive even when you lie to us.
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Someone who wants to do sexual things to an elephant.  Lots of them are bammer fans, obviously. 

Since it has to do with sexual deviancy, I figured this crew already knew the meaning and would be able to quote movies about it.
No, no, no! A sycophant is one of those crazy elephants that stampedes through 3rd world villages and squashes the slowest running villagers.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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No, no, no! A sycophant is one of those crazy elephants that stampedes through 3rd world villages and squashes the slowest running villagers.
Sorry...just doesn't have the same affect as a Wench lie. You're describing a rogue bull elephant.
Sex not a part of the act.
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Sorry...just doesn't have the same affect as a Wench lie. You're describing a rogue bull elephant.
Sex not a part of the act.

What if the elephant has unprotected sex with the slow villagers after he squashes them?
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What if the elephant has unprotected sex with the slow villagers after he squashes them?
That's necrophantium.
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What if the elephant has unprotected sex with the slow villagers after he squashes them?


Hoe does an elephant have protected sex?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Hoe does an elephant have protected sex?

One of these

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Hoe does an elephant have protected sex?
Dammit, hanging fastball right across the middle of the plate!

The answer is: I dunno, ask your mom.  :rimshot:

(This mom slam was delivered in a general nature and does not constitute an assault on any mom in particular by the person taking a swing at the aforementioned hanging fastball.)
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Dammit, hanging fastball right across the middle of the plate!

The answer is: I dunno, ask your mom.  :rimshot:

(This mom slam was delivered in a general nature and does not constitute an assault on any mom in particular by the person taking a swing at the aforementioned hanging fastball.)


I am being I am being discriminated against  (fail safe comeback) Eric Holder has been notified.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Hoe does an elephant have protected sex?
They post a lookout?
« Last Edit: March 31, 2015, 04:32:09 PM by jmar »
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What's gray and comes in quarts?

An elephant.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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What's gray and comes in quarts?

An elephant.
What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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The process continues. Bwahaha!
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