Short version of Saban's presser:
Saban: Look, we got pushed around by Ohio Fricking State. So, I went and bought...err, recruited some help on the defensive line. I mean, yeah, he had a little run in at Georgia. Who doesn't? Mark Richt's dirty. We all know that. Anywho, did you see the girl in question? She's 5'7" 170. Not exactly dainty Miss Alabama types like my ex-QB/son AJ bangs. It's not his fault she couldn't get away from his fist. She needs to join my fourth quarter conditioning program. Now, any of you puckered up little sycophants want to ask me another question? Well, do ya? That's what I thought. Give me a Little Debbie, aight.