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Saniflush

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If you see an oil spill....
« on: March 18, 2015, 01:35:06 PM »
this guy tells you how to handle it.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2015, 01:37:50 PM »
The world needs more of this!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2015, 01:57:51 PM »
Did you guys hear about that big airship that burned up and crashed, the Hindenburg.
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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2015, 02:09:05 PM »
Don't speak too loud I am jamming today.

   
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2015, 02:19:02 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 18, 2015, 01:57:51 PM
Did you guys hear about that big airship that burned up and crashed, the Hindenburg.

What's an airship?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2015, 11:01:01 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 18, 2015, 02:19:02 PM
What's an airship?

A ship that moves through the air?  It will never happen.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2015, 11:02:10 PM »
Jameis Winston approves
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2015, 06:44:59 AM »
     That's my wife's cousin interviewing the shithead.  Just went to her wedding Saturday.
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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2015, 06:49:36 AM »
Quote from: Hogwally on March 19, 2015, 06:44:59 AM
     That's my wife's cousin interviewing the shithead.  Just went to her wedding Saturday.

Did you grab a beer and fuck her in the pussy?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2015, 07:14:42 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 19, 2015, 06:49:36 AM
Did you grab a beer and fuck her in the pussy?

     I didn't realize that was one of the options.  Don't think it was that kind of wedding.
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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2015, 11:39:32 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 18, 2015, 02:19:02 PM
What's an airship?

I'm not sure, but I heard it belongs to a guy named Jefferson.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: If you see an oil spill....
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2015, 02:41:17 PM »
"Fred" sounds like a real swell guy.
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