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Guess What...
« on: March 04, 2015, 07:25:57 AM »
donut eatin', Bammer lovin', mouth breathin', suspect beatin' cop is celebrating a birthday?

Hands up, don't shoot.   :move:
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2015, 07:36:20 AM »
Don't taze me bro
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2015, 08:24:43 AM »
Happy Birthday, Pig!

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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2015, 08:37:00 AM »
Happy birthday!!!
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2015, 08:40:41 AM »
I assume you are going to Selma this weekend to beat up the Bloody Sunday demonstrators to celebrate. Hope you get to jam your sexual preference (not that it matters what that is) hard with your night stick, you racist sell out louse.
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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2015, 08:55:11 AM »
Shoot up some defenseless minorities to celebrate!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2015, 08:56:50 AM »
Pull over people and if she's hot, demand a strip search!

Happy Birthday!
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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2015, 10:00:58 AM »
Be nice to Auburn people on this day.

Happy birthday.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2015, 10:08:56 AM »
H-Bday
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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2015, 12:42:15 PM »
Happy Birthday, if today is even your real Birthday...
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2015, 01:33:06 PM »
Damn you're just a baby.
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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2015, 05:05:40 PM »
Eric Holder says you suck!

Happy birthday, you minority profiling, human rights violating, unconstitutional revenue collecting fucker!

(thank you for what you do)
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2015, 06:41:04 PM »
Quote from: bgreene on March 04, 2015, 08:37:00 AM
Happy birthday!!!

You motherfucker.  Birthday thanks not accepted.
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2015, 06:42:16 PM »
Thanks to everyone but Greene.
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Pell City Tiger

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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2015, 07:22:28 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad! on March 04, 2015, 05:40:58 PM
No need to thank him. He enjoys keeping the blacks down.
Who doesn't. Hell, that's the first item on the agenda at every Country Club meeting I've been to.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

Tiger Wench

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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2015, 09:22:09 PM »
Happy birthday to the only bammer I've ever loved/tolerated/felt any degree of affection whatsoever for/didn't want to strangle immediately.
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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2015, 09:28:21 PM »
Happy birthday!  Here's a brand new baton for you!





Just kidding...it's slightly used, not new.
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Re: Guess What...
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2015, 12:56:59 PM »
Quote from: Token on March 04, 2015, 06:41:04 PM
You motherfucker.  Birthday thanks not accepted.

No need to be hateful
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