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More AL.Com Bammerness - QB recruits compaired
« on: February 11, 2015, 03:42:26 PM »
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/02/alabama_vs_auburn_who_signed_t.html#incart_2box

Alabama vs. Auburn: Who signed the better quarterback in 2015?

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Who wins? Alabama because "Top schools like Oregon told him he could come in and start from Day 1, but he wanted to compete at Alabama."  :taunt:

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The Bammer is on the left. Sitting there with his best AJ McDouchnoozle haircut. Our guy is getting ready to chuck a ball downfield, thick, focused, sweaty, wearing his Under Armor gear.

Why do they show just two different pictures? Because Bammers are fast (Oregon fast even) and sessy. Barners are fat and slow.

Media bias continues...
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Re: More AL.Com Bammerness - QB recruits compaired
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2015, 03:52:09 PM »
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/02/alabama_vs_auburn_who_signed_t.html#incart_2box

Alabama vs. Auburn: Who signed the better quarterback in 2015?

Check out the photo posted:


The Bammer is on the left. Sitting there with his best AJ McDouchnoozle haircut. Our guy is getting ready to chuck a ball downfield, thick, focused, sweaty, wearing his Under Armor gear.

Why do they show just two different pictures? Because Bammers are fast (Oregon fast even) and sessy. Barners are fat and slow.

Media bias continues...
Okay so our boy has a certain Freddy Kitchens look about him...twenty or so pounds about him. It's wintertime.
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Re: More AL.Com Bammerness - QB recruits compaired
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2015, 03:54:25 PM »
He's fluffy
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2015, 04:01:46 PM »
He's fluffy
No he's healthy. It seems that when I can't think a UAT QB can't get any douchier, they always prove me wrong.
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2015, 04:07:06 PM »
No he's healthy. It seems that when I can't think a UAT QB can't get any douchier, they always prove me wrong.

Yeah, but you gotta' admit, Blake has him on the hair.  You don't see too many bangs on dudes these days.
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2015, 04:07:47 PM »
Yeah, but you gotta' admit, Blake has him on the hair.  You don't see too many bangs on dudes these days.

Sure are a lotta dudes banging each other though
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Re: More AL.Com Bammerness - QB recruits compaired
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2015, 04:10:17 PM »
Sure are a lotta dudes banging each other though
Always about teh but secks with you people
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2015, 04:10:29 PM »
Sure are a lotta dudes banging each other though

It's okay as long as you have a license for that
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2015, 04:12:40 PM »
Always about teh but secks with you people

Only when I've been drinking.....and it's late......and the wife's out of town......and I mistakenly click on gay porn.

Otherwise, how gross is that?
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2015, 04:17:46 PM »
It's okay as long as you have a license for that
Is there a limit?
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2015, 04:21:48 PM »
Is there a limit?

Put Snags on a highway
And show him a sign
And Take It..
...To his limit...
...one more time...
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2015, 04:22:22 PM »
Alls he needs is a bottle of Jack in his hand and he could be Snake Stabler's long lost grandson.
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2015, 04:27:22 PM »
I don't care what our QB looks like, as long as he can throw it. As long as he's not black, of course.

Well, that goes without saying then doesn't it?
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2015, 09:29:50 PM »
That bammer looks like he's not only cursed with Sara Jessica Parker-Wilson bangs, he's also sporting the Brodie Croyle wiener arm.
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Re: More AL.Com Bammerness - QB recruits compaired
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2015, 10:40:46 PM »
Honestly?  I didn't know until I read the caption which was which. The first thought in my mind was "PLEASE let the Auburn guy not be the douchenozzle on the left with the nasty hair."  And holy crap, his skin. He looks like Sensei from The Karate Kid.

Momma knows which one she'd hit, and which one she'd hit with a shovel.

I think the AU guy looks like the kind of QB that, when you want to take him down?  You'd better bring friends. The Turd guy?  Just tell him his purse is a Louis Vuitton knock off and his hair looks like Miss Clairol threw up on it, and he'll burst into tears.
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« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2015, 08:48:01 AM »
It's like you can tell right off the bat which of the two will be saying things like "well, we won the second half."
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Re: More AL.Com Bammerness - QB recruits compaired
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2015, 08:52:57 AM »
Honestly?  I didn't know until I read the caption which was which. The first thought in my mind was "PLEASE let the Auburn guy not be the douchenozzle on the left with the nasty hair."  And holy crap, his skin. He looks like Sensei from The Karate Kid.

Momma knows which one she'd hit, and which one she'd hit with a shovel.

I think the AU guy looks like the kind of QB that, when you want to take him down?  You'd better bring friends. The Turd guy?  Just tell him his purse is a Louis Vuitton knock off and his hair looks like Miss Clairol threw up on it, and he'll burst into tears.

His face looks like it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a pitchfork.
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« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2015, 09:51:24 AM »
He's a colossal, unbearable douche too. 

I've never hated a player more in my life.   Major asshole.
So he continues the bama QB tradition.
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Re: More AL.Com Bammerness - QB recruits compaired
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2015, 01:45:04 PM »
Dang, their guy, All American.

Our guy: Tshirt bought a Wal-marks.   :facepalm:
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