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Mean Tweets
« on: February 06, 2015, 12:07:46 PM »
I know there's a ton of these, but they crack me up.  Social media is one of the best and worst things ever to happen to society.  But that's a soap box for another time.  And being a celebrity or sports figure just makes this part of the territory.  Anywayz: 



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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Mean Tweets
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2015, 01:41:36 PM »
I'm a pretty big fan of those....The music edition and college football editions are the best.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mean Tweets
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2015, 01:55:15 PM »
Is a tweet really mean if it is true?
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Re: Mean Tweets
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2015, 02:31:45 PM »
I'm a pretty big fan of those....The music edition and college football editions are the best.
Agree. (Scott Van Pelt "Please get the penis man off my screen)

Although I really like the end of #7

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Re: Mean Tweets
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2015, 02:46:30 PM »
Hadn't seen #7 GF.  You are correct. Now, I have wood.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."