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Official NSD Thread 2015

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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2015, 09:45:38 AM »
Carlton Davis picks us over tOSU.
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2015, 09:46:11 AM »
Carlton Davis

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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2015, 09:49:07 AM »
How am I supposed to work with full on chub?
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« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2015, 09:50:18 AM »
How am I supposed to work with full on chub?
Told you to bring a change of Jockeys
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2015, 09:51:05 AM »
Not sure why I am even trying to work.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2015, 09:52:51 AM »
Has Holland announced?  If he picks the good guys, I'll be able to concentrate and get back to work.  Splooging is such a release.
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« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2015, 09:53:52 AM »
Not sure why I am even trying to work.

pffft work.  Its like Signing day central here.

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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2015, 09:58:30 AM »


On al. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. they have a gif of this reaction.  Notice who is seated...and stays seated to Malzahn's right.  Arms folded and jaw set.  He never changes expression.  It's like he Chuck Norris mind fricked Cowart into picking up the Auburn hat.
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« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2015, 10:00:10 AM »
Has Holland announced?  If he picks the good guys, I'll be able to concentrate and get back to work.  Splooging is such a release.
9:30 your time
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2015, 10:03:48 AM »
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« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2015, 10:04:30 AM »
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2015, 10:05:27 AM »
9:30 your time

A.K.A. When Snags will retire to the 'executive' washroom.  :thumsup:
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2015, 10:08:31 AM »
Made the mistake of turning on ESPNU's coverage. Got to hear Rece "I'm a Bammer Suck Off Artist' Davis do a shitty impression of Coach Dye and yuck it up on the set. Screw him up the urethra with a diluted uranium hot poker.
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2015, 10:14:49 AM »
On al. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. they have a gif of this reaction.  Notice who is seated...and stays seated to Malzahn's right.  Arms folded and jaw set.  He never changes expression.  It's like he Chuck Norris mind fricked Cowart into picking up the Auburn hat.

Boom knows that the boom was coming.  Boom is not surprised by the boom.

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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2015, 10:14:54 AM »
I, for the life of me don't understand why you watch that crap or read AL.com.  You know what's coming and their jizz swallowing turd abilities.

I get the same coverage here, slanted towards my liking.   :thumsup: :aubie:
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« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2015, 10:16:09 AM »
Boom knows that the boom was coming.  Boom is not surprised by the boom.

https://vine.co/v/OFnruJldd16


Boom is Ultra Keen.
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« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2015, 10:18:33 AM »
Boom is Ultra Keen.

I wonder if in his mind the words, "Your move, Gators" played over and over.
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2015, 10:21:16 AM »
Ryan Davis WR chooses AU over Gatah.
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2015, 10:29:02 AM »
Gatahs are going to burn Boom's old Florida house down.

Today.
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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2015, 10:29:34 AM »
Ryan Davis WR chooses AU over Gatah.

Today is shaping up to be a good hump day. (mike, mike, mike,)
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